Colos Short and Curlies Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Just been to La Senza to buy the better half some new pjs, now La Senza also sell lingerie.... If I'm browsing in said shop and see something I like I (like I assume most blokes) would look to imagine what said item would look like on their lass. Now if the bloke is solo shopping he has to imagine what they look like on someone in the shop, assuming a lack of customers you look to the shop assistants. So.... I'm looking for a nice petite gal or a lass with big norks for this job. What did I see today? 2 16 stone hippos. Bad, bad marketing there. Needless to say nothing was purchased today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 All my lasses underwear, bras, knickers and nightwear is from there. Never been like, never going either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jawesome Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Sorry, your job application has been unsuccessful due to the fact that you're a fatty. We thank you for taking an interest in working for us. Could you imagine the outrage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Its easy to buy underwaer for a bird. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Sorry, your job application has been unsuccessful due to the fact that you're a fatty. We thank you for taking an interest in working for us. Could you imagine the outrage. There are some shops where you have to submit a photo of yourself when applying cause they have a no fug policy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroP Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Its easy to buy underwaer for a bird. it is but whether she wears it or not is a different story Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Always get dragged into La Senza, always feel like a pervert. Partly my fault though as I really should take it up under my belt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Always get dragged into La Senza, always feel like a pervert. Partly my fault though as I really should take it up under my belt. If thats meant the way I read it then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Always get dragged into La Senza, always feel like a pervert. Partly my fault though as I really should take it up under my belt. If thats meant the way I read it then Was supposed to be "tuck" this is what happens when I try to be funny, people laugh for all the wrong reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Whenever I went to La Senza for the missus PJ's were never in my thoughts. Mind you she was a fan of sleeping naked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Whenever I went to La Senza for the missus PJ's were never in my thoughts. Mind you she was a fan of sleeping naked. As you're speaking in the past tense I asume that means she came to her senses? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Just been to La Senza to buy the better half some new pjs, now La Senza also sell lingerie.... If I'm browsing in said shop and see something I like I (like I assume most blokes) would look to imagine what said item would look like on their lass. Now if the bloke is solo shopping he has to imagine what they look like on someone in the shop, assuming a lack of customers you look to the shop assistants. So.... I'm looking for a nice petite gal or a lass with big norks for this job. What did I see today? 2 16 stone hippos. Bad, bad marketing there. Needless to say nothing was purchased today. I'm generally very critical of Italians but this is something they do very well. I don't think I've ever seen an ugly female sales assitant or an ugly waitress anywhere in Italy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Just been to La Senza to buy the better half some new pjs, now La Senza also sell lingerie.... If I'm browsing in said shop and see something I like I (like I assume most blokes) would look to imagine what said item would look like on their lass. Now if the bloke is solo shopping he has to imagine what they look like on someone in the shop, assuming a lack of customers you look to the shop assistants. So.... I'm looking for a nice petite gal or a lass with big norks for this job. What did I see today? 2 16 stone hippos. Bad, bad marketing there. Needless to say nothing was purchased today. I'm generally very critical of Italians but this is something they do very well. I don't think I've ever seen an ugly female sales assitant or an ugly waitress anywhere in Italy. Italians are the sharpest dressed, most coolest mother fuckers anywhere in the known universe. It has to be said like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Someone told me that there was going to be a 'lads night' at a lingere store in central London pre Xmas. Basically they were going to set up a few sofas, start serving beer and have some models demostrate the products. Best bit of marketing I've ever heard of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 tastic! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 tastic! Exactly. Everyone enjoys a good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I'll bet you lot used to look at the underwear pages of your mam's catalogues when you were younger! Incidentally I've just bought 2 pairs of PJ's from La Senza for my friends Christmas pressies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 tastic! Howay GM man....from your mobile again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 tastic! Howay GM man....from your mobile again I know man. It's great . Means I can keep one hand free. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I was in town about a month back, and there was a model stood in La Senza's window in a basque and stockings. Just stood there, looking spectacular. Quality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I was in town about a month back, and there was a model stood in La Senza's window in a basque and stockings. Just stood there, looking spectacular. Quality. Mannequin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Nope. Real live woman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Nope. Real live woman. What the fuck's that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Nope. Real live woman. Marvellous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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