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...is there anything else that makes farts smell anymore stomach-churningly repugnant? :dontknow:

 

The little lady's unimpressed right now. :blush: 

 

 

One can only assume, you are now in bed, using your phone, and making a 'tent' to unleash your savagery on that poor woman!  YOU DISGUST AND REPULSE ME MAN!

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Guest lankybellwipe

:lol:

 

By God, she's a lucky lass. And she knows it!

 

I just offered her a daytrip to Auschwitz (aka a Dutch Oven) and although she politely declined, I still very kindly obliged.

 

:D

 

:lol:

 

........ Er, no!

 

HORROR AND DISGUST!

 

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF DAVE!

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Guest Toon Saint

...is there anything else that makes farts smell anymore stomach-churningly repugnant? :dontknow:

 

The little lady's unimpressed right now. :blush: 

Are they G.M. eggs?http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif

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...is there anything else that makes farts smell anymore stomach-churningly repugnant? :dontknow:

 

The little lady's unimpressed right now. :blush: 

Are they G.M. eggs?http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif

 

:lol:

 

Surprised the bell wipe didnt come out with that one like.

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Six pints of Guiness, then a curry cheese chips on the way home.

 

Head to bed, sleep on at your leisure the next morning.

 

Then start farting, it's absolutely unbelievable.

 

Absolutely mate, one of the reasons i neck the stuff. Enjoyed a morning of fresh crémé dé lé ársé yesterday, Guinness home brew fragrance. Its unreal, i love it especially when others smell my Gunniess.

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