GM Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 ...is there anything else that makes farts smell anymore stomach-churningly repugnant? The little lady's unimpressed right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Love eggs. Any which way I can. But aye, they do stink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 ...is there anything else that makes farts smell anymore stomach-churningly repugnant? The little lady's unimpressed right now. One can only assume, you are now in bed, using your phone, and making a 'tent' to unleash your savagery on that poor woman! YOU DISGUST AND REPULSE ME MAN! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 By God, she's a lucky lass. And she knows it! I just offered her a daytrip to Auschwitz (aka a Dutch Oven) and although she politely declined, I still very kindly obliged. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 By God, she's a lucky lass. And she knows it! I just offered her a daytrip to Auschwitz (aka a Dutch Oven) and although she politely declined, I still very kindly obliged. ........ Er, no! HORROR AND DISGUST! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF DAVE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 GM there is only ONE thing worse than the smell of eggy farts. Next time, try and combine the eating of said eggs on the same day as you consume a hot Indian curry. The results will be bordering on the incredible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Thanks for the advice, pedro. Think I may try curried eggs sometime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Saint Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 ...is there anything else that makes farts smell anymore stomach-churningly repugnant? The little lady's unimpressed right now. Are they G.M. eggs?http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 ...is there anything else that makes farts smell anymore stomach-churningly repugnant? The little lady's unimpressed right now. Are they G.M. eggs?http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif Surprised the bell wipe didnt come out with that one like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Six pints of Guiness, then a curry cheese chips on the way home. Head to bed, sleep on at your leisure the next morning. Then start farting, it's absolutely unbelievable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Six pints of Guiness, then a curry cheese chips on the way home. Head to bed, sleep on at your leisure the next morning. Then start farting, it's absolutely unbelievable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 How class is GM's vocabulary? Consistently briliant tbh. Random thought i know, but the opening post just made me chuckle, in spite of the subject itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Six pints of Guiness, then a curry cheese chips on the way home. Head to bed, sleep on at your leisure the next morning. Then start farting, it's absolutely unbelievable. Absolutely mate, one of the reasons i neck the stuff. Enjoyed a morning of fresh crémé dé lé ársé yesterday, Guinness home brew fragrance. Its unreal, i love it especially when others smell my Gunniess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 beery sunday afternnon followed by dinner containing sprouts and cabbage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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