Dave Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Starting in a minute on Channel 4, about the Health & Safety Executive. Should be a laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 An anagram of garden is danger! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 He seems like a barrel of fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 The box lifting reminded me of Gareth from The Office - "...and bend the knees." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I can't believe my lovely auntie does this shite! Love the way our employers tell us 'we're doing this for YOU!' Bollocks! You're doing it so Browell Smith and co. can't raid your petty cash tin! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 This guy. mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 This guy. mackems.gif I MUST have a pint with this chap! We'd never get to the fuckin bar! Wife? WIFE? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 "Nazzis" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I'M gonna get in touch with ASDA at Boldon, and demand a system of 'cattle enclosure' walkways, to ensure slow moving vehicles don't mow me down, spilling my milk on the street!" What a fuckin moron! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Did anyone get a health and safety man come into their school? One came into our school and warned us of the dangers of walking across the road with our headphones in. He also told us that he used to practice dialling 999. Utter tit. My mate asked him if he had ever phoned for an ambulance when he ran out of milk. Even the teachers laughed, just a bit sly but funny nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Did anyone get a health and safety man come into their school? One came into our school and warned us of the dangers of walking across the road with our headphones in. He also told us that he used to practice dialling 999. Utter tit. My mate asked him if he had ever phoned for an ambulance when he ran out of milk. Even the teachers laughed, just a bit sly but funny nonetheless. we had a fire prevention type bloke come to where we work. he had a line of "if you are in the messroom on your own and you see a sweet paper on fire on the floor...what do you do ?" we replied "put it out" but no...his answer was "you don't know why it's on fire....evacuate the area,shut the door on your way out,set off any alarms and inform the fire service" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Did anyone get a health and safety man come into their school? One came into our school and warned us of the dangers of walking across the road with our headphones in. He also told us that he used to practice dialling 999. Utter tit. My mate asked him if he had ever phoned for an ambulance when he ran out of milk. Even the teachers laughed, just a bit sly but funny nonetheless. we had a fire prevention type bloke come to where we work. he had a line of "if you are in the messroom on your own and you see a sweet paper on fire on the floor...what do you do ?" we replied "put it out" but no...his answer was "you don't know why it's on fire....evacuate the area,shut the door on your way out,set off any alarms and inform the fire service" what a world eh. a sweet paper just makes it sound cute, like its a baby fire or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Nixon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Nixon? Poor guy, gets a lot of grief on this forum. ....was it Nixon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrf27DmdAKw&feature=related Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Nixon? Poor guy, gets a lot of grief on this forum. ....was it Nixon? Nixon oldish, rotund and have a bad moustache? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrf27DmdAKw&feature=related The bit where he speaks Mexican hahaah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Nixon? Poor guy, gets a lot of grief on this forum. ....was it Nixon? Nixon oldish, rotund and have a bad moustache? I wouldn't call it a moustache..... No sadly I'm not any of those, the latter due to lack of testosterone. Where do you sit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Nixon? Poor guy, gets a lot of grief on this forum. ....was it Nixon? Nixon oldish, rotund and have a bad moustache? I wouldn't call it a moustache..... No sadly I'm not any of those, the latter due to lack of testosterone. Where do you sit? Halfway Line East stand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Nixon? Poor guy, gets a lot of grief on this forum. ....was it Nixon? Nixon oldish, rotund and have a bad moustache? I wouldn't call it a moustache..... No sadly I'm not any of those, the latter due to lack of testosterone. Where do you sit? Halfway Line East stand. halfway line,east stand,about 5 rows from the back,oldish,rotund but without the tache.......i know that fella. no it's not me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 5 rows from the front here. That guy has been stewarding our stand for as long as i can remember and i've been going since 93. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Jesus wept. People like this remind me of the supervisor steward who does are area at SJP - a right tosser Nixon? Poor guy, gets a lot of grief on this forum. ....was it Nixon? Nixon oldish, rotund and have a bad moustache? I wouldn't call it a moustache..... No sadly I'm not any of those, the latter due to lack of testosterone. Where do you sit? Halfway Line East stand. halfway line,east stand,about 5 rows from the back,oldish,rotund but without the tache.......i know that fella. no it's not me. I'll probably see him on my way in, leave it with me i'll have a word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 5 rows from the front here. That guy has been stewarding our stand for as long as i can remember and i've been going since 93. Keegan Bandwagon Jumper, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 5 rows from the front here. That guy has been stewarding our stand for as long as i can remember and i've been going since 93. Keegan Bandwagon Jumper, tbh. Of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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