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I remember nailing some bird who was a bit rough to say the least, then the next day me mate was scrolling through his phone and what did we say, the same lass i'd nailed getting it on with one of her mates on his phone.  bluebigeek.gif

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One of my ex's went out with a lass after we split up :lol:

 

What did you do to put her off the male gender?

 

Small cock

 

should've said "she realised she would never find another man as good as me", rather than telling the truth  blueyes.gif

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One of my ex's went out with a lass after we split up :lol:

 

What did you do to put her off the male gender?

 

Small cock

 

should've said "she realised she would never find another man as good as me", rather than telling the truth  blueyes.gif

 

Oh yeah, shit!

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  • 3 years later...

They're all in denial.

 

Lets look at the facts:

 

(1) They use fake dicks for sex (i.e replicating a man)

(2) There is always one who looks like a bloke in the relationship (i.e. replicating a man)

(3) The name has two mens name in it (Les and Ian) (replicating a man)

(4) If asked, all 'lesbian' couples will accept a threesome (i.e. want a man there) (spookily most men will quite happily have two women there - so are they infact just servicing a mans need?)

 

So basically Lesbians are just women who can't get a man through some weird personality disformity so go drinking from the furry cup.

 

Funnily enough one of my mates ahs the dubious honour of being the last man 2 seperate girls went out with before declaring their allegiance to muff diving.

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Howcome with the majority of lesbian couples one woman looks like a stereotypical crazy lesbian and the other just looks completely normal?

 

Cos the pretty one loves cock and is in denial, and the butch one's just a freak.

 

Love Colo's thing about 'Les' and 'Ian' btw. :lol:

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

http://www.footballfancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jonas-gutierrez.jpg

 

Looks like a lesbian

Crosses like a lesbian

Has the scoring rate of a lesbian

 

You decide.

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