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How often do you "take care of yourself"?


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How frequently do you pull the proverbial pudding?  

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  1. 1. How frequently do you pull the proverbial pudding?

    • Numerous times through the day
    • Occassionally through the week
    • Its a monthly thing
    • Hardly ever


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Time to stand up and be a man.

 

This stemmed from some innocent banter with a couple of mates yesterday, so instead of asking family over Sunday dinner I thought I'd randomly ask a population of people I barely know, just for the banter.

 

So how often to you give the bad boy a good old tug?

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Or bashing the bishop...

 

Abusing the usual suspect....

 

Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come...

 

Assault on a friendly weapon....

 

Hand to hand combat with the purple helmeted warrior....

 

Setting sail with Captain Thumb on the USS Hand....

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I love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

 

Chorus:

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you

I tug myself

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

 

You're the one who makes me happy honey

You're the sun who makes me shine

When you're around I'm always laughing

I want to make you mine

 

I close my eyes

And see you before me

Think I would die

If you were to ignore me

A fool could see

Just how much I adore you

I get down on my knees

I'd do anything for you

 

Chorus

 

I love myself

I want you to love me

When I'm feelin' down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

 

Chorus

 

I want you

I don't want anybody else

And when I think about you

I tug myself

Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

 

Chorus

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Drill for oil about 4/5 times a week.

 

If yours reminds you of oil I think you might need to see a doctor.

 

Nah I'm on about having sex with men.

 

Aaaah right, now I understand you, erm... ...carry on.

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