File under "yeh, I wish"

[Haz]

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

[indi]

Or file under total windup maybe.

[GM]

2003: it's an oldie but a goodie, Haz!

 

Actually, I remember showing this news article to my girlfriend at the time and true to form she just wasn't swallowing it then, either.

[DJ_NUFC]

I usually play severe reverse psychology until she does swallow.

 

"Oh, no, it's okay. You don't have to. You know, it's not fair, but, whatever..."

 

Akin to begging, but just a shade advanced.

[GM]

I usually play severe reverse psychology until she does swallow.

 

"Oh, no, it's okay. You don't have to. You know, it's not fair, but, whatever..."

 

Akin to begging, but just a shade advanced.

 

Is that whilst you've got her on pause in the one hand and a box of Kleenex on the desk in front of you?

[DJ_NUFC]

I usually play severe reverse psychology until she does swallow.

 

"Oh, no, it's okay. You don't have to. You know, it's not fair, but, whatever..."

 

Akin to begging, but just a shade advanced.

 

Is that whilst you've got her on pause in the one hand and a box of Kleenex on the desk in front of you?

 

If by 'pause' you mean duct-taped and the box of Kleenex to wipe the blood from her nose, then sure.