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Anne Robinson. Would you or wouldn't you?

You know I really need to turn on Google Safe Search. I couldn't think who Anne Robinson was, so I typed her name into Google Images. I have now seen a photo of Anne Robinson's exposed pubic hairs. I have also vomited. Honestly I was having a fantastic day up until this oint, but it has now been ruined by that horrific image.

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I don't want women to have penises. What would they need us for? Except comparing.

 

Jesus Christ how did everyone miss that joke in the other thread.

 

There's another penis thread?

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Guest LucaAltieri

 

I don't want women to have penises. What would they need us for? Except comparing.

 

Jesus Christ how did everyone miss that joke in the other thread.

 

There's another penis thread?

 

This is newcastle-online... every second thread is penis-related.

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Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

 

Put Nicky Butt on the bus then run like bloody fuck.

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What do you think about the pedestrianization of Norwich?

 

And the Americanization of English?

 

Good one. ;)

the pedestrianization of norwich matters little anyway as it had the weirdest one way system in the world which was designed to lead you to the end of the road of where you want to get to without actually letting you get there. designed by Mr Rubik i reckon.

 

then to actually ask a local how to get somewhere was where the league of gentlemen got their sketch ideas from.

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