Incognito Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I've just consumed two microwaveable Irish coffees,that some twatt wrapped up as a pressie for me-God they were awful.Anybody had anything equivalent/worse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Think yourself lucky you actually got something mate!!! Im not bitter at all. Honestly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Only thing worse than a shite Xmas present is the ungrateful bastards you sent them to slagging off said presents to other people. You should be ashamed!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I know its the thought that counts guys!!!My thoughts about the twatt who bought this shite are completely founded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Got this shit present off me wifes cousin and her hubby from Next a decision maker ,a glass globe that sits on ball bearings on a stand with one ball being black so you spin the globe and the ball bearings spin round and it stops in a section with a word like shopping or toilet,totally useless and it cost £8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Got this shit present off me wifes cousin and her hubby from Next a decision maker ,a glass globe that sits on ball bearings on a stand with one ball being black so you spin the globe and the ball bearings spin round and it stops in a section with a word like shopping or toilet,totally useless and it cost £8 Thats the kind of thing i'm looking for!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Socks....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ramekins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I got one this year. Totally fucking useless. Something called a satsuma. Fuck knows what you do with one of them?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I got one this year. Totally fucking useless. Something called a satsuma. Fuck knows what you do with one of them?! I'll have it - I'm craving fruit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Huge dog-shaped slippers. Can barely fucking walk in them and they look god-awful. Almost did myself a mischief coming down the stairs the other day. Also, all the padding is on the top so if you walk on a cold surface your feet still freeze. What's the point? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Newcastle United tickets............... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Got a lump of coal. Unlike you I'm very grateful for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I got a tin containing some kind of herbal compress from Thailand. Apparently you're meant to soak it in hot water and apply to any aching part of your body. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Socks....... DONT EVER BAD MOUTH SOCKS!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I got one this year. Totally fucking useless. Something called a satsuma. Fuck knows what you do with one of them?! I think thats one of them fat wrestling blokes. Go buy another and watch em fight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Guitar Hero game without the guitar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Bubble bath when I don't have a bath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Bubble bath when I don't have a bath. ...and then he spies this cookbook and he says "that wouldn't be any use to me that like". He's crackers him man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 http://www.flyingnoodle.com/giftbaskets_executive.html From my sister. last fucking time I participate in a family-wide secret santa. What the hell do I need boxed cheeses and summer sausages for? I agree with Ash4 on socks. If she'd gotten me $50 worth of socks I would've been over the moon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Think I got those Irish coffees last year - clear plastic gobelt things with a foil top you had to take off before microwaving them? I thought they were alright actually. Got a jar of pickled onions and a jar of pickled beetroot last year. Not like fancy ones either, just morrisons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I've just consumed two microwaveable Irish coffees,that some twatt wrapped up as a pressie for me-God they were awful.Anybody had anything equivalent/worse? if they were that bad, what the fuck did you drink the second one for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Guitar Hero game without the guitar. Got a jar of pickled onions and a jar of pickled beetroot last year. Not like fancy ones either, just morrisons. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I've just consumed two microwaveable Irish coffees,that some twatt wrapped up as a pressie for me-God they were awful.Anybody had anything equivalent/worse? if they were that bad, what the fuck did you drink the second one for? cos i nacked the first one so that the cream had mingled with the rest,i did the 2nd one exactly to the letter.....but still shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Brother in law got a mug from his gran. Not even a new mug, one from her kitchen and a typical old person floral design mug. We got a (new) set of wooden spoons for the kitchen. We needed some so we win! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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