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Guest lankybellwipe

I once parked the work van on a medium gradient outside the depot. Half an hour later, Peter, from the place over the road cones running in.

 

"Ya vans' just rolled down the street and crashed into a tree lads!"

 

Apparently half-on hand brake = roll down a hill into whatever obstacle sticks its' nose out!

 

Luckily, the 25 yard stroll caused minor frontal damage

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- Pissed in my bosses drawer

- Tried to bribe a security guard to film my arch-rival and my sweetheard kissing

- Sent my sweetheart a sticky note with a swastika in a heart on it

- Guessed my sweethearts password and read her emails

- Tried to get my arch-rival to assault me on camera so I could prosecute him

- Went on a charity bungee jump just to spend time with my sweetheard

 

and much much more

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- Pissed in my bosses drawer

- Tried to bribe a security guard to film my arch-rival and my sweetheard kissing

- Sent my sweetheart a sticky note with a swastika in a heart on it

- Guessed my sweethearts password and read her emails

- Tried to get my arch-rival to assault me on camera so I could prosecute him

- Went on a charity bungee jump just to spend time with my sweetheard

 

and much much more

 

And he's only 18! Fuck!

 

 

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- Pissed in my bosses drawer

- Tried to bribe a security guard to film my arch-rival and my sweetheard kissing

- Sent my sweetheart a sticky note with a swastika in a heart on it

- Guessed my sweethearts password and read her emails

- Tried to get my arch-rival to assault me on camera so I could prosecute him

- Went on a charity bungee jump just to spend time with my sweetheard

 

and much much more

 

And he's only 18! f***!

 

He'll be a burnt out shell of a man by the time he's 20 if he carries on like that.

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Guest Howaythetoon

Knacking my knee.... f***ing constantly.

Am I reading that correctly ? Who's the lucky lady ?

 

I wish.

 

My knee is killing me, I think I've done some damage to it maybe as whenever I lift something slightly heavy or even today peddle my bike it feels like my knee is going to pop with little shooting pains around the knee cap and even worse, these shooting pains feel hot. That's the sensation anyway. Its OK walking gently but any pressure and it hurts like hell.

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- Pissed in my bosses drawer

- Tried to bribe a security guard to film my arch-rival and my sweetheard kissing

- Sent my sweetheart a sticky note with a swastika in a heart on it

- Guessed my sweethearts password and read her emails

- Tried to get my arch-rival to assault me on camera so I could prosecute him

- Went on a charity bungee jump just to spend time with my sweetheard

 

and much much more

 

single...are we....?

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Oh, and there was this one time, when me and this new guy went and threw water cooler canisters around during a Saturday shift, and nailed a sausage to this German blokes office door.

at band camp ?
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Guest LucaAltieri

Oh, and there was this one time, when me and this new guy went and threw water cooler canisters around during a Saturday shift, and nailed a sausage to this German blokes office door.

 

:lol: your office has nails but no sellotape?

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Guest Heneage

See working at the ground there's little I can do bar get autographs when i've been warned twice not to. That and wrestling a lad I knew causing work mates ot rush over thinking he was causing trouble.

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a while back i was sat at work carrying out my duties whilst firing a rubber sucker dart gun at some little targets on the desk opposite whilst a colleague skinned up and stood my targets up when i hit them.

 

some years back pepsi had magic eye type pictures on their cans and i very nearly didn't carry out a massive part of my job due to staring at one of the bloody things.

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- Pissed in my bosses drawer

- Tried to bribe a security guard to film my arch-rival and my sweetheard kissing

- Sent my sweetheart a sticky note with a swastika in a heart on it

- Guessed my sweethearts password and read her emails

- Tried to get my arch-rival to assault me on camera so I could prosecute him

- Went on a charity bungee jump just to spend time with my sweetheard

 

and much much more

 

This is fucking ridiculous, I'm too hungry, I just want a bloody sandwich!

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- Pissed in my bosses drawer

- Tried to bribe a security guard to film my arch-rival and my sweetheard kissing

- Sent my sweetheart a sticky note with a swastika in a heart on it

- Guessed my sweethearts password and read her emails

- Tried to get my arch-rival to assault me on camera so I could prosecute him

- Went on a charity bungee jump just to spend time with my sweetheard

 

and much much more

Your stalkerish, brilliant!

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I used to sit next to this lass with my desk side on to hers. Used to tease her endlessly, was fun for me and my mate who sat the other side of her facing me directly, but she must have found it a nightmare. One time, I took the banter a bit too far. She went off to get a drink in the staff kitchen and came back to her desk and since she had quite a tidy wee body (I always thought reminded me of Jennifer Aniston), and was wearing a tight jumper and had a nice rack, I just blurted out the immortal words "Nice tits!". Tried to dig myself out of the situation by making some shite excuse up, that I was looking out the window, didn't mean her at all etc...which just made things worse and worse. Not my breast moment, tbh.

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