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Here we go then. Cheers for nominating and voting. Get the champagne flowing and the cigars lit for the ...

 

 

2008 Newcastle-Online Awards

 

 

 

We'll start with the best and worst of 2008's threads.

 

 

Worst NUFC Forum Thread

 

1. Does Ashley want us relegated? (36 votes)

 

2. Nile ☆RANGER☆ STR8888888888888 LIKE A BANANA  (12 votes)

 

3. The Spurs thread (10 votes)

 

 

Worst General Chat Thread

 

1. Big Brother 2008 (15 votes)

 

2. Newcastle-Online "King of Cool" Championship (14 votes)

 

3. The Ideal Penis Size (12 votes)

 

 

Best NUFC Forum Thread

 

1. Nile ☆RANGER☆ STR8888888888888 LIKE A BANANA (won by default)

 

 

Best General Chat Thread

 

1. Why You Should Never Post Up A Picture Of Your Girlfriend On The Internet (20 votes)

 

2. N-O Mugs: The Complete Set (13 votes)

 

3. Proper Mincer (11 votes)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here are some miscellaneous awards, before we get on to the individual poster awards themselves...

 

 

Best Agenda/Vendetta Against a Player/Club Official

 

1. Wullie vs Damien Duff (21 votes)

 

2. NE5 vs Mike Ashley (20 votes)

 

3= Ronaldo vs Steven Taylor (6 votes)

 

3= Bobyule vs Michael Owen (6 votes)

 

 

Biggest Kneejerk Reaction to Any NUFC-Related Event in 2008

 

1. HTT's Coloccini thread

 

2= The Relegationometer

 

2= The posts of Harry-Norway

 

3. Joke Enrique thread

 

 

Smiley of the Year

 

1. :colo: (18 votes)

 

2. :nile: (7 votes)

 

3= :fwap: (6 votes)

 

3= :duff: (6 votes)

 

 

 

Biggest Forum Feud

 

1. NE5 vs World (47 votes)

 

2. Locals vs Foreigners (8 votes)

 

3= Hazwell vs the believers (7 votes)

 

3= Everyone vs Decky (7 votes)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now for what you've all been waiting for. The member awards. This could be your special moment. What you've dreamed about. What you've worked so hard for. This is what it's all about, one to tell the grandchildren...

 

 

 

Poster With the Worst Taste

 

1. Ash4 (19 votes)

 

2. Tooj (17 votes)

 

3. Nixon (5 votes)

 

 

 

Poster With the Best Taste

 

1. ChezGiven (11 votes)

 

2. Tooj (10 votes)

 

3= Mike (6 votes)

 

3= Andy (6 votes)

 

 

Best Lurker

 

1. Wormy (29 votes)

 

2. Alan Oliver (19 votes)

 

3. [email protected] (12 votes)

 

 

Zaniest Forum Member

 

1. Jay Jay Sea (23 votes)

 

2. LBW (19 votes)

 

3. James (8 votes)

 

 

Most Pretentious Poster

 

1. LucaAltieri (13 votes)

 

2. ChezGiven (12 votes)

 

3. Parky (11 votes)

 

 

Most Pedantic Poster

 

1. Dave (30 votes)

 

2. GM (10 votes)

 

3. Madras (7 votes)

 

 

Funniest Poster

 

1. Madras (14 votes)

 

2. LBW (12 votes)

 

3. Gemmill (10 votes)

 

 

 

Most Helpful Poster

 

1. Dave (22 votes)

 

2. Crumpy Gunt (6 votes)

 

3. Midds (5 votes)

 

 

 

Most Knowledgeable Poster

 

1. ChezGiven (13 votes)

 

2. Indi (12 votes)

 

3. Mick (7 votes)

 

 

 

Best Non-Toon Fan

 

1. Brummie - Aston Villa (25 votes)

 

2. Lien - Everton (20 votes)

 

3. Golden Glory - Watford (12 votes)

 

 

 

Best Foreign Poster

 

1. Mike (14 votes)

 

2. Apisith (8 votes)

 

3= Towelie (7 votes)

 

3= Bunk Moreland (7 votes)

 

 

Most Deluded Football Poster

 

1= HTT (14 votes)

 

1= Martin Jol (14 votes)

 

2. NE5 (10 votes)

 

3. KaKa (9 votes)

 

 

Best Looking Poster

 

1. Catmag (21 votes)

 

2. Toon Amy (8 votes)

 

3. Alreetlike (5 votes)

 

 

Most Underrated Poster

 

1= Colo's Short and Curlies (8 votes)

 

1= ChezGiven (8 votes)

 

2. Ian W (6 votes)

 

3= Yorkie (5 votes)

 

3= Benwell Lad (5 votes)

 

 

Most Improved Poster

 

1.Yorkie (25 votes)

 

2. kingdawson (12 votes)

 

3. Oldtype (10 votes)

 

 

Best Rookie/Newcomer

 

1. Lien (29 votes)

 

2. Pilko (13 votes)

 

3. Nixon (7 votes)

 

 

Best Avatar

 

1. Tsunami  (13 votes)

 

2. Towelie (12 votes)

 

3. Dave (11 votes)

 

 

 

Best Signature

 

1. Optimistic Nut (12 votes)

 

2. Liam Liam Liam O (11 votes)

 

3. Andy (7 votes)

 

 

Poster You'd Like to Post More Often

 

1. Gemmill (11 votes)

 

2. BlufPurdi (10 votes)

 

3. Keefaz (9 votes)

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet

 

1. Billytray (7 votes)

 

2= NE5 (6 votes)

 

2= Tooj (6 votes)

 

3. Mike (5 votes)

 

 

Best Wind Up Merchant

 

1. NE5 (19 votes)

 

2. Crumpy Gunt (15 votes)

 

3. Alan Shearer 9 (8 votes)

 

 

Most Controversial Poster

 

1. NE5 (21 votes)

 

2. Baggio (15 votes)

 

3. Jay Jay Sea (11 votes)

 

 

Most Pessimistic Poster

 

1. HTT (21 votes)

 

2. Harry-Norway (14 votes)

 

3. SUPERTOON (11 votes)

 

 

Most Optimistic Poster

 

1. Skirge (34 votes)

 

2. Midds (11 votes)

 

3. Mr Nipple (4 votes)

 

 

 

Best Writer

 

1. Bob Yule (13 votes, Rich concedes)

 

2. Rich (13 votes)

 

3= Kitman (6 votes)

 

3= Nixon (6 votes)

 

 

Best Administrator/Moderator

 

1. Dave (29 votes)

 

2. Midds (13 votes)

 

3. Rich (11 votes)

 

 

Bring Back... (aka the Most Missed Former Poster) Award

 

1. Alex (18 votes)

 

2= Dr. Spectrum (15 votes)

 

2= Gemmill (15 votes)

 

3. Invicta_Toon (12 votes)

 

 

Gamer's Gamer of the Year

 

1. Quagmire (8 votes)

 

2. James (4 votes)

 

3= Decky (3 votes)

 

3= ElDiablo (3 votes)

 

3= Nixon (3 votes)

 

 

 

 

 

Worst Poster

 

1. HTT (11 votes)

 

2. Nixon (10 votes)

 

3. NE5 (6 votes)

 

 

Best Chat Poster

 

1. LBW (20 votes)

 

2. Madras (8 votes)

 

3. Tooj (7 votes)

 

 

Best NUFC Forum Poster

 

1= Johnnypd (7 votes)

 

1= Baggio (7 votes)

 

2= Indi (5 votes)

 

2= NE5 (5 votes)

 

3. Ian W (4 votes)

 

 

 

Best Overall Poster

 

1= Dave (9 votes)

 

1= ChezGiven (9 votes)

 

2. Madras (7 votes)

 

3. Indi (5 votes)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lifetime Achievement Award (staff)

 

Rich

 

Devotes a lot of his time and indeed money to keeping this forum running so smoothly.

 

 

Lifetime Achievement Award

 

Skirge

 

For his contribution to the forum over the years, and willingness to help his fellow Toon fans.

 

 

 

 

 

That's all for this year. Thanks again!

 

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Guest Gemmill

Fucking hell, I am amazing.  3rd in the Funniest Poster despite having barely posted in the last year - madras, you can consider only getting 4 more posts than me a hollow victory, I've got it sewn up if I post maybe 100 more posts in the last year.  Winner of poster you'd like to post more often, and joint second in the Bring Back vote, beaten only by alex, which I can take.  It almost makes me want to make all your dreams come true by posting more regularly.

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Thanks for best chat votes guys! I'm very proud of myself today!

 

With willing and fortitude, you CAN be a succesful tosspot!

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Guest Gemmill

Must say a big thanks goes out to both RM and Decky for putting plenty of their time and plenty of effort into organising this. Well done guys.

 

Yeah you only get to thank people when you win awards, so keep it zipped 2Tits?

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Must say a big thanks goes out to both RM and Decky for putting plenty of their time and plenty of effort into organising this. Well done guys.

 

Yeah you only get to thank people when you win awards, so keep it zipped 2Tits?

 

Love you too Scotty boy. ;)

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Well done Decky and Role Model.

 

I think that the three awards you stickied suffered from a lack of votes because they were stickies, probably next time you should just leave them as regular threads. O0

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Awww, thanks Rich, a very noble gesture to concede, but we must respect the public vote.

 

In joint honour of my third place in the Best Vendetta award, I think a vituperative article on Mr Owen is called for.

 

By the way, any chance of a posthumous award for my regular attacks on Alan Shearer?

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Im deeply honoured with my award......i'm working again now so a weekend up in God's city is definitely something i want to do.....i crave Scotch bitter and 80 bob!!!My step dad has moved to Fenham from Coventry so i believe this will happen.Well done RM and Decky for putting this together.

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Im deeply honoured with my award......i'm working again now so a weekend up in God's city is definitely something i want to do.....i crave Scotch bitter and 80 bob!!!My step dad has moved to Fenham from Coventry so i believe this will happen.Well done RM and Decky for putting this together.

 

Is Skirge your step dad?

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Bet people voted for me just because they didn't want Mike to win the best foreigner in a landslide, thus boosting his already massive ego into something uncontrollable. I appreciate the back-handed compliment anyway :)

 

Good job, RM and Decky.

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Guest lankybellwipe

LBW robbed for Zaniest Forum Member. I demand a recount.

 

Nice to see JJ won that! But as I said in the nominations section, theres Zany, and theres completely off your fuckin rocker, and a danger to the public! Well done that lad!

 

and regards to Bunk and Roly. Sterling job lads!

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