cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 just been getting bugged by a moth.. ( no pun intended), when I warned it, fuck off or ill tear your wings off and shove them up your arse. My lass said Moths havent got arses, so i said, well how do they get a shit? She said they've just got a little hole in the end? To which i said yes, an arse hole? But no she said, you have to have bum cheeks as well to have an arse. Is this true, is an arse, a hole and cheecks combo, or could it be just an arse hole on its own? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 It can be an arsehole on its own-took Robbie Williams as a reference on this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 It can be an arsehole on its own-took Robbie Williams as a reference on this. Do moths have balls? Apparently! They're in my wardrobe! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I think you need cheeks. I mean, the hole is the arse hole, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I swear to god that made sense when I typed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Do birds have arses? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I think you need cheeks. I mean, the hole is the arse hole, isn't it? that dosent settle my arse hole dilema, i wont sleep tonite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I have a book called "do ants have arse holes" Im sure its the same principle, i cba look though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I have a book called "do ants have arse holes" Im sure its the same principle, i cba look though I've got that book! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I have a book called "do ants have arse holes" Im sure its the same principle, i cba look though I've got that book! well, do they? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 gimme a moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 gimme a moment. wtf, you havent read it yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 gimme a moment. wtf, you havent read it yet? I think he's checking!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 gimme a moment. wtf, you havent read it yet? I think he's checking!! oh insect arse suspense Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Im checking, christ! Impatient! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I'm checking the book btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Im checking, christ! Impatient! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Right.... between the intrigueing questions "Who gets to name the 'Dulux' colour chart?" and "Where does my lap go when I stand up? and Can I have it back", we have, "Do ants have arseholes"... Yes they do.... apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 just been getting bugged by a moth.. ( no pun intended), when I warned it, f*** off or ill tear your wings off and shove them up your arse. My lass said Moths havent got arses, so i said, well how do they get a s***? She said they've just got a little hole in the end? To which i said yes, an arse hole? But no she said, you have to have bum cheeks as well to have an arse. Is this true, is an arse, a hole and cheecks combo, or could it be just an arse hole on its own? are the conversations in your house regularly of such quality ? if so this thread should have a daily update. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Right.... between the intrigueing questions "Who gets to name the 'Dulux' colour chart?" and "Where does my lap go when I stand up? and Can I have it back", we have, "Do ants have arseholes"... Yes they do.... apparently. great for the ants, but what about fucking Moths. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 just been getting bugged by a moth.. ( no pun intended), when I warned it, f*** off or ill tear your wings off and shove them up your arse. My lass said Moths havent got arses, so i said, well how do they get a s***? She said they've just got a little hole in the end? To which i said yes, an arse hole? But no she said, you have to have bum cheeks as well to have an arse. Is this true, is an arse, a hole and cheecks combo, or could it be just an arse hole on its own? are the conversations in your house regularly of such quality ? if so this thread should have a daily update. Every night, Mad, every night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Do birds have arses? That's their best bit!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The person who names the Dulux colour chart is just someone who can use a thesaurus, they just give 8 different names to the same colour and sell them as seperate ones. For example: champgane, biscuit, treacle, pine, are all just names for what I call "hearing aid biage". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The person who names the Dulux colour chart is just someone who can use a thesaurus, they just give 8 different names to the same colour and sell them as seperate ones. For example: champgane, biscuit, treacle, pine, are all just names for what I call "hearing aid biage". council house magnolia,.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Do crows have perineums? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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