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Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me  :undecided:

 

What's the chances of that!  Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up?

 

:lol:

 

We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common  :angel:

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Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me  :undecided:

 

What's the chances of that!  Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up?

 

:lol:

 

We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common  :angel:

 

We've already had the conversation about my mother, internet friends, your baby & it potentially looking like me.

 

Calling it Paul isn't helping anyone. :nope:

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Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me  :undecided:

 

What's the chances of that!  Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up?

 

:lol:

 

We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common  :angel:

 

We've already had the conversation about my mother, internet friends, your baby & it potentially looking like me.

 

Calling it Paul isn't helping anyone. :nope:

 

It really was one of the funniest things I've ever seen when your own mam thought Marc was you :D

 

Oh and Charlotte Church has called the new sproglet Dexter, and Ben Afflecks little girl is Seraphina. We won't be having them either...

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God, some of the kids names I see on a daily basis are enough to make you want to puke!

 

Minnie Babs ******

Ebenezer *****

Shaun Goater *****

 

Are just some of the ones I've seen this week!!

 

 

The worst I've come across was Halfmoon ***** with Os having dots inside, eyebrows above and a smiley mouth beneath to make a face!

 

Deed-polls waiting to happen, the lot of them.

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Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me  :undecided:

 

What's the chances of that!  Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up?

 

:lol:

 

We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common  :angel:

 

We've already had the conversation about my mother, internet friends, your baby & it potentially looking like me.

 

Calling it Paul isn't helping anyone. :nope:

 

I respectfully disagree...

 

Particularly if the little blighter is born about 4 days early  :pow:

 

(Oh and I guess it would help if it's male...)

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God, some of the kids names I see on a daily basis are enough to make you want to puke!

 

Minnie Babs ******

Ebenezer *****

Shaun Goater *****

 

Are just some of the ones I've seen this week!!

 

 

The worst I've come across was Halfmoon ***** with Os having dots inside, eyebrows above and a smiley mouth beneath to make a face!

 

Deed-polls waiting to happen, the lot of them.

Ebenezer a perfectly fine name in all honesty. I know several Ebenezers. :lol: The worst name I have ever seen though is Sunday Morning Johnson. I know another family that named their child "With God". I really don't know how I am going to address that boy when he is older.

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I blame Geldolf and the dead tart! .

 

I'll quote Chubby here,

 

"Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches, and some other cunt. She's as thick as shit!"

 

Then the rest of the celebs jump on the 'bully my child please' bandwagon! It really boils my piss man! Ben was lucky I stood up to his mother! She wanted to call him Benfoldsfive!

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We've just had an absolute classic come in. This bloke wanted to give his daughter the middle name X5 after his fucking car! When he was told he can't have a numeric symbol in the name he decided on Xfive instead. His other kid is called Impreza. He also wanted his job to go down as entrepreneur, but when if was told he couldn't have the name he wanted initially he went off on a rant about not paying tax or being within society, or in other words if's blatantly a dealer. What a fucking twat! :lol:

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We've just had an absolute classic come in. This bloke wanted to give his daughter the middle name X5 after his fucking car! When he was told he can't have a numeric symbol in the name he decided on Xfive instead. His other kid is called Impreza. He also wanted his job to go down as entrepreneur, but when if was told he couldn't have the name he wanted initially he went off on a rant about not paying tax or being within society, or in other words if's blatantly a dealer. What a fucking twat! :lol:

 

I really wanted to laugh at that Indi500! (oops, no numericals, sorry) but the sheer awe, at his egotastic self absorbed attiitude led me to swear at the screen, point and give it the 'v's. WHAT A BELL END. I feel for his family. Dick!

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There was another thread on here about a Nazi sympathiser who called their kid Adolf. Surely you cant get any worse than that. Although 'baby Adolf' makes me laugh.

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There was another thread on here about a Nazi sympathiser who called their kid Adolf. Surely you cant get any worse than that. Although 'baby Adolf' makes me laugh.

hitler is his second name too

 

His sister is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation.

 

Apparently there was a decent number of kids born between 2001 & 2005 named after Lord of the Rings characters whilst the films were on, about 5000 kids are running round the country named Gandalf.

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Them name books have some stinkers in. Two lasses from work were pregnant at the same time so we had a good read through, couldn't convince either of them to go for the girl's name 'Anal' (after Mr Oliver, of course) or 'Avashag' (ok I don't think that was the spelling, but the pronunciation is right).

 

They went for Freya & Lewis Stephen in the end...

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