catmag Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me What's the chances of that! Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me What's the chances of that! Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up? We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me What's the chances of that! Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up? We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common We've already had the conversation about my mother, internet friends, your baby & it potentially looking like me. Calling it Paul isn't helping anyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me What's the chances of that! Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up? We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common We've already had the conversation about my mother, internet friends, your baby & it potentially looking like me. Calling it Paul isn't helping anyone. It really was one of the funniest things I've ever seen when your own mam thought Marc was you Oh and Charlotte Church has called the new sproglet Dexter, and Ben Afflecks little girl is Seraphina. We won't be having them either... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 God, some of the kids names I see on a daily basis are enough to make you want to puke! Minnie Babs ****** Ebenezer ***** Shaun Goater ***** Are just some of the ones I've seen this week!! The worst I've come across was Halfmoon ***** with Os having dots inside, eyebrows above and a smiley mouth beneath to make a face! Deed-polls waiting to happen, the lot of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Shaun Goater, man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Shaun Goater, man "Marc it's your turn to feed the Goat" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Decky... Too soon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Escobar lad at uni. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ashlee Simpson and her bloke have just called their baby Bronx Mowgli. Dear me What's the chances of that! Do you and Marc have a second choice name lined up? We were going to have Paul but it's a bit common We've already had the conversation about my mother, internet friends, your baby & it potentially looking like me. Calling it Paul isn't helping anyone. I respectfully disagree... Particularly if the little blighter is born about 4 days early (Oh and I guess it would help if it's male...) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 God, some of the kids names I see on a daily basis are enough to make you want to puke! Minnie Babs ****** Ebenezer ***** Shaun Goater ***** Are just some of the ones I've seen this week!! The worst I've come across was Halfmoon ***** with Os having dots inside, eyebrows above and a smiley mouth beneath to make a face! Deed-polls waiting to happen, the lot of them. Ebenezer a perfectly fine name in all honesty. I know several Ebenezers. The worst name I have ever seen though is Sunday Morning Johnson. I know another family that named their child "With God". I really don't know how I am going to address that boy when he is older. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I blame Geldolf and the dead tart! . I'll quote Chubby here, "Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches, and some other cunt. She's as thick as shit!" Then the rest of the celebs jump on the 'bully my child please' bandwagon! It really boils my piss man! Ben was lucky I stood up to his mother! She wanted to call him Benfoldsfive! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Shaun Goater, man "Marc it's your turn to feed the Goat" mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 We've just had an absolute classic come in. This bloke wanted to give his daughter the middle name X5 after his fucking car! When he was told he can't have a numeric symbol in the name he decided on Xfive instead. His other kid is called Impreza. He also wanted his job to go down as entrepreneur, but when if was told he couldn't have the name he wanted initially he went off on a rant about not paying tax or being within society, or in other words if's blatantly a dealer. What a fucking twat! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 We've just had an absolute classic come in. This bloke wanted to give his daughter the middle name X5 after his fucking car! When he was told he can't have a numeric symbol in the name he decided on Xfive instead. His other kid is called Impreza. He also wanted his job to go down as entrepreneur, but when if was told he couldn't have the name he wanted initially he went off on a rant about not paying tax or being within society, or in other words if's blatantly a dealer. What a fucking twat! I really wanted to laugh at that Indi500! (oops, no numericals, sorry) but the sheer awe, at his egotastic self absorbed attiitude led me to swear at the screen, point and give it the 'v's. WHAT A BELL END. I feel for his family. Dick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 That's child abuse TBH, you should have reported the blighter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There was another thread on here about a Nazi sympathiser who called their kid Adolf. Surely you cant get any worse than that. Although 'baby Adolf' makes me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 hitler is his second name too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Name it after your favourite Toon player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There was another thread on here about a Nazi sympathiser who called their kid Adolf. Surely you cant get any worse than that. Although 'baby Adolf' makes me laugh. hitler is his second name too His sister is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation. Apparently there was a decent number of kids born between 2001 & 2005 named after Lord of the Rings characters whilst the films were on, about 5000 kids are running round the country named Gandalf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Them name books have some stinkers in. Two lasses from work were pregnant at the same time so we had a good read through, couldn't convince either of them to go for the girl's name 'Anal' (after Mr Oliver, of course) or 'Avashag' (ok I don't think that was the spelling, but the pronunciation is right). They went for Freya & Lewis Stephen in the end... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Name it after your favourite Toon player. Steve Harper it is then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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