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Life: just a constant struggle to find ways to dodge work...


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Get pregnant.

 

Biggest skive available :nods:

 

There is much to criticise about the NHS but their maternity leave policy is canny like.

 

Except when they forget to fucking pay you on your return to work because your return to work form "wasn't processed"

 

That's the QE for you! I look forward to seeing whether they pay me at all at the end of next month.

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Get pregnant.

 

Biggest skive available :nods:

 

There is much to criticise about the NHS but their maternity leave policy is canny like.

 

Except when they forget to fucking pay you on your return to work because your return to work form "wasn't processed"

 

That's the QE for you! I look forward to seeing whether they pay me at all at the end of next month.

 

They balanced it out by giving her some on call payments though.  :idiot2:

 

According to them she's been on the last few weeks maternity leave, not returning to work, but managed to fit in 9 on call shifts in the last month!

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Life is utterly pointless, dull, meaningless, empty, void, depressing, soul-crushingly terrible.

true, thats why i'm doing it.

 

 

as for dodging work........i'm on my own when i'm there so i get peace and quiet,i'm in the countryside most of the time but not getting wet when it rains and i only have to think about work when things go wrong......which is nowhere near as often as you'd think.......i don't dodge work...work dodges me.

 

 

 

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I fucking hate existance, but what else is there to do. Work your arse off, get paid, waste it, die.

 

You see, a man who calls it as it is. No bullshitting, just calls a spade a fucking spade. :nods:

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I f***ing hate existance, but what else is there to do. Work your arse off, get paid, waste it, die.

 

You see, a man who calls it as it is. No bullshitting, just calls a spade a f***ing spade. :nods:

 

I missed a bit.

 

Work your arse off for no recognition.

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I f***ing hate existance, but what else is there to do. Work your arse off, get paid, waste it, die.

 

You see, a man who calls it as it is. No bullshitting, just calls a spade a f***ing spade. :nods:

 

I missed a bit.

 

Work your arse off for no recognition.

 

Work your arse off for no recognition.

 

Get paid a pittance.

 

Waste it.

 

Die painfully, unloved, rotting away in a urine-soaked armchair in a godforsaken shitehole of a nursing home.

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I f***ing hate existance, but what else is there to do. Work your arse off, get paid, waste it, die.

 

You see, a man who calls it as it is. No bullshitting, just calls a spade a f***ing spade. :nods:

 

I missed a bit.

 

Work your arse off for no recognition.

 

Work your arse off for no recognition.

 

Get paid a pittance.

 

Waste it.

 

Die painfully, unloved, rotting away in a urine-soaked armchair in a godforsaken shitehole of a nursing home.

 

Spot on. Spot fucking on, everyone is too busy to care for the old as they are at work, getting a wage, to piss away, so have no time for their rellies. Sickening.

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