pedro111 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 be and why thread?" Here are the options: -GRIZZLY BEAR: Type: Mammal Diet: Omnivore Average lifespan in the wild: 25 years Size: 5 to 8 ft (1.5 to 2.5 m) Weight: 800 lbs (363 kg) http://susty.tv/image/species-spotlight-grizzly-bear-brown-mouth-open-black-nose-attacking-growling-biting-photo-468x351.jpg -SALTWATER CROCODILE Type: Reptile Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan in the wild: 70 years Size: 17 ft (5 m) Weight: 1,000 lbs (450 kg) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/354909867_391a67913f.jpg -LION Type: Mammal Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan in the wild: 10-14 years Size: Head and body, 4.5 to 6.5 ft (1.4 to 2 m); Tail, 26.25 to 39.5 in (67 to 100 cm) Weight: 265 to 420 lbs (120 to 191 kg) http://msp236.photobucket.com/albums/ff60/mozhated_bucket/Male_lion.jpg -GREAT WHITE SHARK Type: Fish Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan: up to 100 years Size: 15 ft (4.6 m) to more than 20 ft (6 m) Weight: 5,000 lbs (2,268 kg) or more http://nature.wallpaperme.com/1349-2/Yipes_+Great+White+Shark_+South+Australia.jpg -ANACONDA Type: Reptile Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan in the wild: 10 years Size: 20 to 30 ft (6 to 9 m) Weight: Up to 550 lbs (227 kg) http://www.no-pest.com/Anaconda(SqueezingACaymen).jpg -POLAR BEAR Type: Mammal Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan in the wild: 25 to 30 years Size: Head and body, 7.25 to 8 ft (2.2 to 2.5 m); Tail, 3 to 5 in (7.5 to 12.5 cm) Weight: 900 to 1,600 lbs (410 to 720 kg) http://www.igpp.ucsd.edu/ne/2005/11/images/henkart_4.jpg -TIGER Type: Mammal Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan in the wild: 10-15 years Size: 10.75 ft (3.3 m) Weight: 660 lbs (300 kg) http://images-2.redbubble.net/img/art/size:large/view:main/211218-12-eye-of-the-tiger.jpg -KILLER WHALE Type: Mammal Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan in the wild: 50 to 80 years Size: 23 to 32 ft (7 to 9.7 m) Weight: up to 6 tons (5,443 kg http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080411/animals/Orca-killer-whale_l.jpg -BALD EAGLE Type: Bird Diet: Carnivore Average lifespan in the wild: Up to 28 years Size: Body, 34 to 43 in (86 to 109 cm); Wingspan, 6 to 8 ft (1.8 to 2.4 m) Weight: 6.5 to 14 lbs (3 to 6.5 kg) http://www.msskeet2u.com/files/ANGRY_EAGLE_sk.JPG -WORMY Type: Lurker Diet: Weak or old Newcastle online posters Average lifespan in the wild: January 07, 2006, 03:03:28 PM to present...... Size: Long and slimy Weight: Quite heavy. http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/worm-nightcrawler.jpg -OTHER, PLEASE STATE GET VOTING!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 bearing in mind my original assertion that wormy is a very good looking 18yr old blond female then i would like to be in wormys mouth wether i am alive or dead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 GM He killed Decky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Tigers are my most respected animal. I will go for shark as they won't mess about or play with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Polar Bears, 'cause they know Santa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I think I'd go for the Tiger. As long as I get to stroke it on the head first. Always wanted to stroke one on the head. It would be like stroking your pet cat times a million. Lol, just seen this smiley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 http://susty.tv/image/species-spotlight-grizzly-bear-brown-mouth-open-black-nose-attacking-growling-biting-photo-468x351.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 -PREDATOR: Type: Alien Diet: Aliens Average lifespan in the wild: Unknown Size: Bigger than Arnie Weight: Unknown http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p144/PREDATOR_x01x/Predator1Head.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 -PREDATOR: Type: Alien Diet: Aliens Average lifespan in the wild: Unknown Size: Bigger than Arnie Weight: Unknown http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p144/PREDATOR_x01x/Predator1Head.jpg i've shagged her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Whatever kills me fastest. Rules out python. If I could get a bear to take a swat at me the initial punch should pretty much kill me. So polar or Grizzly for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I imagine the Killer Whale would be the quickest death somehow. What with the shock and drowning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Bald Eagle seems patriotic enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 A Shark. Theyre perfect killing machines, I'd be humbled to be munched by a shark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Easily the shark. Over and done with quick and probably, painlessly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diddimz Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Polar Bear, think it would be the quickest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Anything thats a quick death and I dont have to watch or listen to myself getting eaten to alive. I realley dont like bears. c***s of the animal kingdom tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 -PREDATOR: Type: Alien Diet: Aliens Average lifespan in the wild: Unknown Size: Bigger than Arnie Weight: Unknown http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p144/PREDATOR_x01x/Predator1Head.jpg First thing I thought of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 -PREDATOR: Type: Alien Diet: Aliens Average lifespan in the wild: Unknown Size: Bigger than Arnie Weight: Unknown http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p144/PREDATOR_x01x/Predator1Head.jpg MARTIN KEOWN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 'other' voted for I'd like to be savaged by a group of starvation crazed monkeys! Imagine the howling, screeching and fighting over my ravaged limbs! Pah ha! That would be both fun, and a laugh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 'other' voted for I'd like to be savaged by a group of starvation crazed monkeys! Imagine the howling, screeching and fighting over my ravaged limbs! Pah ha! That would be both fun, and a laugh! "Get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty ape" - Charlton Heston Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 'other' voted for I'd like to be savaged by a group of starvation crazed monkeys! Imagine the howling, screeching and fighting over my ravaged limbs! Pah ha! That would be both fun, and a laugh! "Get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty ape" - Charlton Heston Lanky gets that all the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Easily the shark. Over and done with quick and probably, painlessly. Chances of actually getting killed off completely by a shark are minimal aren't they? They will maim rather than kill iirc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 'other' voted for I'd like to be savaged by a group of starvation crazed monkeys! Imagine the howling, screeching and fighting over my ravaged limbs! Pah ha! That would be both fun, and a laugh! "Get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty ape" - Charlton Heston Lanky gets that all the time. aye, but they normally say baboon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'd probably go for the one that's closest to extinction in order to provide them with myself for food. Polar bear I'd say. Plus I'd imagine being on the ice will numb a lot of the pain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 'other' voted for I'd like to be savaged by a group of starvation crazed monkeys! Imagine the howling, screeching and fighting over my ravaged limbs! Pah ha! That would be both fun, and a laugh! "Get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty ape" - Charlton Heston Lanky gets that all the time. aye, but they normally say baboon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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