Kaizero Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Would you rather have sex with a 10 out of 10 or watch a Newcastle match? If you turn down the woman, you don't get a second chance. And if you miss out on the Newcastle match, you miss out on a Newcastle match. Go Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Both at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Like I have a choice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Easy. You can find sex 7 nights of the week if you search far enough, the Toon only play once every 7 days. Simple supply and demand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Both at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 You can't compare the two. You can enjoy sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 NCL = shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Both. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/gullitPA_468x590.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Sex, couldnt give a shit about football at the minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Both. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/gullitPA_468x590.jpg "Ruud Gullit came to Newcastle with the promise of "Sexy Football", little did the Geordies know Mr. Gullit had some rather strange fetishes." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Easy. You can find sex 7 nights of the week if you search far enough, the Toon only play once every 7 days. Simple supply and demand. Speak for yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Ah, the age-old dilemma. Right now, I'll take the sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Depends if we are going DOWN. edit, ive got 3 kids , its enough to put you off sex. i support NUFC its enough to put you off Football can i not just have a corneto instead? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Football is sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Football is sex. Not when its a nil nil with Ipswich Town on a monday night its not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I choose Football, then i read that its a choice between sex and watching Newcastle.. If rape is considerd sex then this thread is pointless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I choose Football, then i read that its a choice between sex and watching Newcastle.. If rape is considerd sex then this thread is pointless. It's not rape if they can't say "no" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 A 10 out of 10 is someone like Eva Mendes in my book, so I have to choose the former. Sure she'd be delighted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Football is sex. Not when its a nil nil with Ipswich Town on a monday night its not. Leave my lass out of this, thanks. That's bang out of order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Football is sex. Not when its a nil nil with Ipswich Town on a monday night its not. Leave my lass out of this, thanks. That's bang out of order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 How about we put it this way: Your ultimate bird to shag - Mine would probably be Kelly Brook (you get to come twice, maybe three times which will be a relief to all us easily excited fuckers out there) OR Newcastle winning the FA Cup at Wembley against Man U. Now thats more of a hard choice dont you reckon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 How about we put it this way: Your ultimate bird to shag - Mine would probably be Kelly Brook (you get to come twice, maybe three times which will be a relief to all us easily excited fuckers out there) OR Newcastle winning the FA Cup at Wembley against Man U. Now thats more of a hard choice dont you reckon? I'd come once before, twice during and three times after tbh though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 FA Cup, hands down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 A 10 out of 10 is someone like Eva Mendes in my book, so I have to choose the former. Sure she'd be delighted. Not sure I get the fuss over her, she has a puffy face. I prefer playing football to either really. My own personal bliss. Hope my body allows me to play for many more years. Tbh, watching football and intercoursing (?) are very similar in the fact that after they are over, you often feel regret about how you have spent the last two hours/minutes of life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 FA Cup,+ hands down me pants. fyp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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