Rocker Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Had sexual relations with a married woman, who claimed they were split up. They were not, as I recently found out by her fuming husband. I've sorted the shit out with the husband, and let him know she told me she was available, but it just goes to show, and as David Brent once said ' women are dirty'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Wullie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 The 10 most important things to know about women: 1) They have a vaginal opening 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) ...oh, and boobs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 1) They have a vaginal opening As opposed to what? A closed vagina? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 The 10 most important things to know about women: 1) They have a vaginal opening 2) They control the relationship, until the shit REALLY hits the fan 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) ...oh, and boobs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Al Bundy, as he so often did, got it right when he said "Women - can't live with them.... The End." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 c***s twats. the lot of them. Except for cat and Tlass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 1) They have a vaginal opening As opposed to what? A closed vagina? Speak for yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 1) They have a vaginal opening As opposed to what? A closed vagina? Speak for yourself. You calling me a closed vagina again? I told you, I only let the special guys in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 1) They have a vaginal opening As opposed to what? A closed vagina? Speak for yourself. You calling me a closed vagina again? I told you, I only let the special guys in. It's the size of Wookey Hole, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I thought you had a lass? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Was just about to post something in the Pet Hates. Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Wullie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg Nice breasts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg Aptly named the badger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Snakes with tits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Snakes with tits. It's just a question of forgetting that they are snakes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Snakes with tits. It's just a question of forgetting that they are snakes. you can't though as the desire to be swallowed is always in the back of your mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg mackems.gif In fairness I said girl Pilko Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg mackems.gif In fairness I said girl. But it's YOU, man! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus. http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg mackems.gif In fairness I said girl. But it's YOU, man! :lol: Oh, I thought he was suggesting someone to help... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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