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Had sexual relations with a married woman, who claimed they were split up. They were not, as I recently found out by her fuming husband.

 

 

I've sorted the shit out with the husband, and let him know she told me she was available, but it just goes to show, and as David Brent once said ' women are dirty'.

 

 

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Guest lankybellwipe

The 10 most important things to know about women:

 

1) They have a vaginal opening

 

2) They control the relationship, until the shit REALLY hits the fan

 

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10) ...oh, and boobs

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1) They have a vaginal opening

 

As opposed to what? A closed vagina?

 

Speak for yourself.

 

:aww:

 

You calling me a closed vagina again?

 

I told you, I only let the special guys in.  :-*

 

 

It's the size of Wookey Hole, apparently.

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Guest Heneage

Was just about to post something in the Pet Hates.

 

Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus.

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Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg

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Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg

 

 

Aptly named the badger.

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Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg

 

mackems.gif

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Guest Heneage

Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg

 

mackems.gif

In fairness I said girl Pilko :lol:

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Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg

 

mackems.gif

In fairness I said girl. :lol:

 

But it's YOU, man! :lol: :lol:

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Guest Heneage

Girl I know, liked me but I wasn't interested in her like that, she was just a friend. Needed her help for an interview, and she's messing me about. Jesus.

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/badger-two-290x400.jpg

 

mackems.gif

In fairness I said girl. :lol:

 

But it's YOU, man! :lol: :lol:

 

Oh, I thought he was suggesting someone to help... ???

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