The Prophet Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Jesus, my bloody flat mate what a cheeky c***. He has dirty dishes and s*** lying around the kitchen and he has the f***ing cheek to bollock me for forgetting to take the bins out. Oh sorry they're a day late, try cleaning your f***ing mess up before you start whinging on, t***. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hollywood remakes etc etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hollywood remakes etc etc Put some heart into it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Pet hates fwiw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Pop up blockers that block things that the user actually click on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Pop up blockers that block things that the user actually click on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Pet hates fwiw There's a difference, I realised that when ranting about Standard Liege. They aren't a pet hate but they're still waffle munching, Leffe swigging, spineless bastards, who need to grow a pair and learn to hold onto a lead for two fucking minutes. I mean honestly it can't be that difficult. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisJbarnes Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 women. dont even get me started atm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 women. dont even get me started atm Let go my friend, this thread was meant for sharing your pain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisJbarnes Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 not so much any 1 woman in particular, just the entire female race if im honest mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 True, however the key is learning to laugh at them rather than getting wound up, if you get angry they've won. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Not women exactly, but my inability right now to make the right decisions when I see a nice young lady. My distinct lack of money and having to chase debts that are unlikely to get paid anytime soon. The fact tomorrow I don't think I'll have enough time to fart ,as I'm squeezing things I really shouldn't be to help a friend who is leaving Monday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 True, however the key is learning to laugh at them rather than getting wound up, if you get angry they've won. We'll always be laughing at you first Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 People who pass the buck. People who don't realise the difference between delegation and not doing your job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Fucking cunt of a teacher, who does she think she is, calling in sick? I got home from work around half past twelve last night, didn't get to bed until about 3 am, and had to get up at 7 to get to uni in time, and when I show up there, there's a note saying the lesson is cancelled cause she's sick. Bitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Fucking mong faced twatbags that stand in stairwells blocking access to the stairs, i am going to spill my coffee in your fucking face if you dont fucking shift it fucknut. Fucking "manners cripples" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I've been coughing like an infested hooker for the last week or two. Featuring plegm. Proper wank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 not so much any 1 woman in particular, just the entire female race if im honest mate slags. the lot of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Arseholes who stop to have a chat right in the middle of a supermarket, usually with trolleys lengthways so no cunt can get past, and ignore anyone saying excuse me. Also idiots at the checkout, especially self-serve checkouts, on their phones taking fucking donkeys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Arseholes who stop to have a chat right in the middle of a supermarket, usually with trolleys lengthways so no cunt can get past, and ignore anyone saying excuse me. Also idiots at the checkout, especially self-serve checkouts, on their phones taking fucking donkeys. I think we should start hitting out. I am very tempted to just turn into a dirty little charver, tracksuit up and punch anyone I don't like. Its the way forward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Arseholes who stop to have a chat right in the middle of a supermarket, usually with trolleys lengthways so no cunt can get past, and ignore anyone saying excuse me. Also idiots at the checkout, especially self-serve checkouts, on their phones taking fucking donkeys. Going food shopping is annoyance in itself without having to deal with such scumbags. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Arseholes who stop to have a chat right in the middle of a supermarket, usually with trolleys lengthways so no cunt can get past, and ignore anyone saying excuse me. Also idiots at the checkout, especially self-serve checkouts, on their phones taking fucking donkeys. Going food shopping is annoyance in itself without having to deal with such scumbags. The last time two people rammed trollies the lengthway of an aisle and they ignored my two "excuse me!"s, I just pushed the trolley to get past, and the woman started shouting at me. After her foul mouthed tirade, I simply just said "Here, try some of this." and threw a bottle of mouthwash into her trolley. My mate was in stitches afterwards, he went back to college and started telling everyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 women. dont even get me started atm Let go my friend, this thread was meant for sharing your pain. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT Y' FUCKKKKKKKKKER! I've just sat on a testricle! How's that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Fucking cunt of a teacher, who does she think she is, calling in sick? I got home from work around half past twelve last night, didn't get to bed until about 3 am, and had to get up at 7 to get to uni in time, and when I show up there, there's a note saying the lesson is cancelled cause she's sick. Bitch. So can I ask what you were doing in the 2 and a half hours before bed? I can hazard a guess. And you have the sheer gall and audacity to blame megabitch for your lack of sleep! Disgusting.......... disgusting! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Arseholes who stop to have a chat right in the middle of a supermarket, usually with trolleys lengthways so no cunt can get past, and ignore anyone saying excuse me. Also idiots at the checkout, especially self-serve checkouts, on their phones taking fucking donkeys. Where was this? Aldi in Mexico? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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