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I stumbled across this yesterday. Its a very annoying and never-ending survey....

 

I wish they could ask us things like "Are you happy with match day ticket prices?", or "Are you pleased with the way the club is being run? What changes would you suggest?"....instead of asking us what fucking newspaper we read!  :tickedoff:

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Loads of thought gone into this -

 

Which of these statements best apply to your current lifestage?

Living at home with my parents

Left parents home and live alone in shared accommodation

Live with partner only, no children or other people in household

Children in household, majority are pre-school age

Children in household, majority are of school age

Children in household, majority are beyond school age

Children have all left home, live with partner alone

Live with my son or daughter in their home

Other

 

Have they never met someone who lives on their own?

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Loads of thought gone into this -

 

Which of these statements best apply to your current lifestage?

Living at home with my parents

Left parents home and live alone in shared accommodation

Live with partner only, no children or other people in household

Children in household, majority are pre-school age

Children in household, majority are of school age

Children in household, majority are beyond school age

Children have all left home, live with partner alone

Live with my son or daughter in their home

Other

 

Have they never met someone who lives on their own?

 

Other.  :pow:

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Loads of thought gone into this -

 

Which of these statements best apply to your current lifestage?

Living at home with my parents

Left parents home and live alone in shared accommodation

Live with partner only, no children or other people in household

Children in household, majority are pre-school age

Children in household, majority are of school age

Children in household, majority are beyond school age

Children have all left home, live with partner alone

Live with my son or daughter in their home

Other

 

Have they never met someone who lives on their own?

 

Cos its Newcastle not Sunderland.

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I think they are looking at fans choices re: the media with that survey.

 

If you do it though, don't forget to put this websites address down when the 'Other websites' question comes along.

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Guest optimistic nit

"Left parents home and live alone in shared accommodation"

 

:lol:

 

as opposed to what? "brought parents along and live in shared accomodation."

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Remember those halcyon days when the bars, cafes, website, club shop, hospitality and ticket office were secondary to how they performed on the pitch.

 

Relegated, but at least the wifey in the ticket office had a smile on her robbing bastard face when she took the cash for 3 years in advance.

 

Jaysus.

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How dare they try and improve stuff

 

:laugh:

 

Are you kidding?

 

You reckon this is anything other than market research?

 

Aye, but what do you with the results of market research when you get them?

 

Target the people who gave their details to sell them stuff.

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How dare they try and improve stuff

 

:laugh:

 

Are you kidding?

 

You reckon this is anything other than market research?

 

Aye, but what do you with the results of market research when you get them?

 

Target the people who gave their details to sell them stuff.

 

Sometimes, I'll give you that. But when you ask about things like customer service and website usability it's usually because you're planning to improve them.

 

The club already have the contact details of 1000s of supporters anyway I imagine.

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How dare they try and improve stuff

 

:laugh:

 

Are you kidding?

 

You reckon this is anything other than market research?

 

Aye, but what do you with the results of market research when you get them?

 

Target the people who gave their details to sell them stuff.

 

Sometimes, I'll give you that. But when you ask about things like customer service and website usability it's usually because you're planning to improve them.

 

The club already have the contact details of 1000s of supporters anyway I imagine.

 

Certainly of everyone who's registered at the website, which includes the likes of me even though I only ever look at it once in a blue moon as it's crap.

 

As people have noted, it's a ridiculous survey and looks very badly designed. Questions about the media are undoubtedly aimed to find out who reads/watches what and why, for the purposes of more efficiently targeting advertising, press relations initiatives and so on. Questions related to merchandising and retail are obviously aimed at improving merchandising and retail. Not particularly inspiring but hardly some kind of sinister conspiracy to defraud the hapless supporter.

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How dare they try and improve stuff

 

:laugh:

 

Are you kidding?

 

You reckon this is anything other than market research?

 

Aye, but what do you with the results of market research when you get them?

 

Target the people who gave their details to sell them stuff.

 

Sometimes, I'll give you that. But when you ask about things like customer service and website usability it's usually because you're planning to improve them.

 

The club already have the contact details of 1000s of supporters anyway I imagine.

 

Certainly of everyone who's registered at the website, which includes the likes of me even though I only ever look at it once in a blue moon as it's crap.

 

As people have noted, it's a ridiculous survey and looks very badly designed. Questions about the media are undoubtedly aimed to find out who reads/watches what and why, for the purposes of more efficiently targeting advertising, press relations initiatives and so on. Questions related to merchandising and retail are obviously aimed at improving merchandising and retail. Not particularly inspiring but hardly some kind of sinister conspiracy to defraud the hapless supporter.

 

But ill advised given our current plight, yeah?

 

I suppose that's why they've just hoyed it up on the website rather than email or post it out to us.

 

Can you imagine, you're at a restaurant and you've complained about the food but the manager says, "OK, but apart from the food, how could we go about getting you to spend more on wine?"

 

Get to fuck!

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