Gash Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Have a mouth full of Ulcers Today i have tried, Salt Water, Vodka and Bonjela! Any other suggestions? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ever thought about waiting to see if those 3 work? Edit: Vodka? wtf? Put the bonjela on about 4 times a day until it goes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Go to a pharmacy and get a bottle of Anbesol, should sort them right out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ever thought about waiting to see if those 3 work? Edit: Vodka? wtf? Put the bonjela on about 4 times a day until it goes. I thought how strong it is, it might kinda burn it fixed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Semen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ever thought about waiting to see if those 3 work? Edit: Vodka? wtf? Put the bonjela on about 4 times a day until it goes. I thought how strong it is, it might kinda burn it fixed Dont be daft man Stick some petrol on them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ever thought about waiting to see if those 3 work? Edit: Vodka? wtf? Put the bonjela on about 4 times a day until it goes. I thought how strong it is, it might kinda burn it fixed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ever thought about waiting to see if those 3 work? Edit: Vodka? wtf? Put the bonjela on about 4 times a day until it goes. I thought how strong it is, it might kinda burn it fixed Jesus, Ash, even your reasoning doesn't make sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ever thought about waiting to see if those 3 work? Edit: Vodka? wtf? Put the bonjela on about 4 times a day until it goes. I thought how strong it is, it might kinda burn it fixed Using vodka to 'burn it fixed'? Christ it's not the battle of Trafalgar, it's just a couple of ulcers you fanny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I love how he just put the stuff on today, and he is already questioning if they work or not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 They are brushing up against my teeth though which is making them irritated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Semen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redcar Mag Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Rub the dust from the bottom of a packet of salt'n'vinegar Discos into them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Before you go to bed, take a mouthfull of salty water as hot as you can stand and swill it for 1 minute. It is the best way of healing a variety of mouth sores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Did you lick a homeless man's asshole or something? How did you end up with so many? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Did you lick a homeless man's asshole or something? How did you end up with so many? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I always get them, i havent a clue why! Had blood tests and shit as a child but we never worked out why At one point i was OD'ing on veg because that was one of the doctors theorys but still got em! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 It could be an age thing, I got loads too when I was your age for no apparent reason but now I only get them if I slip with my toothbrush. You'll probably grow out of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Could be stress related. Or AIDS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 It knacks, but another good thing to do is after you've brushed your teeth, brush the ulcers. Works better with an electric toothbrush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Rub the dust from the bottom of a packet of salt'n'vinegar Discos into them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 It could be from stress like SSR said. That's how I tend to get them. Bonjela for the win. Or get some teething gel, since you're being such a baby about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ever thought about waiting to see if those 3 work? Edit: Vodka? wtf? Put the bonjela on about 4 times a day until it goes. I thought how strong it is, it might kinda burn it fixed Using vodka to 'burn it fixed'? Christ it's not the battle of Trafalgar, it's just a couple of ulcers you fanny. Just look at the reasoning "Burn it fixed" when have you ever heard of a problem being solved by that method. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Salt water is the way, just before you go to bed get a decent sized glass, pour in an artery-hardening amount of salt, fill with water and stir until as much as possible has been dissolved into the water. Then gargle with it as many times as it takes to empty the glass, go to bed and awake sans ulcers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Remember to swallow the salt water Ash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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