Burping and farting at the same time?

[Decky]

Some say its impossible, but im near sure ive done it twice before.

[Ash]

Good call having as an option. That got my vote.

[Decky]

Good call having as an option. That got my vote.

 

I expect a landslide, simply because its irresistible up there.

[Incognito]

Add a sneeze ..then its impossible..burping and farting simultaneous is a strange feeling...twice when i've done it,i've drew mud.

[Decky]

Add a sneeze ..then its impossible..burping and farting simultaneous is a strange feeling...twice when i've done it,i've drew mud.

 

You feel like 2 different people. I did it last year and did it just there before making this thread. Its quite liberating.

[Jimburst]

Am I alone in being the only one who's never burped? Not a one that makes any sound anyway, occasionally air escapes with a hissing noise.

[Shearer9]

I used to be that way, would never burp, then all of a sudden when I was like 18 it started, it's like a regular thing now if I drink something carbonated.

[Munkey]

done one after the other - burped then farted but never at the same time.

[Big Geordie]

Done both at the same time before. No big deal.

 

I am the King of Wind. 

[ChezGiven]

Of course. I remember the first time i ever hoyed up whilst shitting myself too.

[themanupstairs]

 

A cough and fart combo is hilarious though. Makes me giggle every time 

[pedro111]

Farting and sneezing at the same time is miles worse.

[pedro111]

Also can anyone remember when they first learned to burp 'at will'!?!?

 

I remember being about 18 and I couldnt produce a burp unless it forced its way up.  Then somehow I perfected the technique and lived happily ever after!

[Guest Lazlo]

I remember doing this when i was a kid and proclaiming 'Both ends functioning normally' in a robot voice.

 

It was funny at the time despite the cuff i got.

[cp40]

Am I alone in being the only one who's never burped? Not a one that makes any sound anyway, occasionally air escapes with a hissing noise.

 

 

you sound like you've got a slow puncture.

[Robster]

Am I alone in being the only one who's never burped? Not a one that makes any sound anyway, occasionally air escapes with a hissing noise.

 

 

you sound like you've got a slow puncture.

 

[Guest Lazlo]

Am I alone in being the only one who's never burped? Not a one that makes any sound anyway, occasionally air escapes with a hissing noise.

 

 

you sound like you've got a slow puncture.

 

If it escapes with just a hissing noise when you fart then you're just a slut

[GG]

Farting and sneezing at the same time is miles worse.

 

I do this far too often to be classified as a normal functional hum.

[Northerngimp]

No but some mong can shit, burp, fart and cough all at the same time in the bogs at work.

 

Must be some kind of half man, half bag pipe beast.

[Mistle17]

My mate reckons hes burped, farted and sneezed at the same time before- I reckon thats bullshit though. 

 

Surely you'd die if that happened?