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I have never placed a bet on the horsies in the entirity of my sad, sad life, so wouldn't know what to do or say at the ladbrokes shop. Bens' narnar however, asked me if I wanted to risk a pound on a little bet thing where I gave her the arrorementioned pound, and she produced a small bag, out of which I pulled a bit - or piece of paper, on which was written "My Will" which I was advised is the favourite. Why she told me that is anyones guess. I don't give a pigs' piss how many people like this horsey.  :dowie:

 

Anyway if he/she/it wins, i'll get twenty squids!

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I have never placed a bet on the horsies in the entirity of my sad, sad life, so wouldn't know what to do or say at the ladbrokes shop. Bens' narnar however, asked me if I wanted to risk a pound on a little bet thing where I gave her the arrorementioned pound, and she produced a small bag, out of which I pulled a bit - or piece of paper, on which was written "My Will" which I was advised is the favourite. Why she told me that is anyones guess. I don't give a pigs' piss how many people like this horsey.   :dowie:

 

Anyway if he/she/it wins, i'll get twenty squids!

aye thats how is starts, within weeks you'll be pawning the boys train set to put a yankee on the night racing at wolverhampton.
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Alf Ramsay's Porn Dungeon.

 

Hopefully people get that...

 

Too cryptic for me Neil,and i've just read the list!!

 

Alan Partridge reference, from The Day Today.  :pow:

 

Re: the race itself, the one with the most garish colour arrangement on the jockey's top.

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