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Was just watching blind people visiting Monkeys , with thier guide dogs , and had this really good idea.

 

 

Guide Monkeys for the blind.

 

 

 

much more able than dogs? :thup:

 

 

 

what do you think should have been invented?

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Guest Heneage

Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them!

 

Why would dead people need headphones?

 

 

they dont they need deadphones

I've heard there's poor reception in the after life.

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Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them!

 

Why would dead people need headphones?

 

 

they dont they need deadphones

I've heard there's poor reception in the after life.

constant daytime dadio 2.
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Something that actually untangles earphones

Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there?

 

Earphones? Pah!

 

How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis!

 

btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco

 

Edit: this should go in the other thread!

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Something that actually untangles earphones

Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there?

 

Earphones? Pah!

 

How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis!

 

btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the f*** out of them, then went to Tesco

for a tray of stella
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Something that actually untangles earphones

Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there?

 

Earphones? Pah!

 

How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis!

 

btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco

See, this is what I mean! Those Christmas lights will have been lying in some box for a year, yet somehow they are tangled like someone's had the chord in a blender for 12 months!

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Something that actually untangles earphones

Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there?

 

Earphones? Pah!

 

How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis!

 

btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the f*** out of them, then went to Tesco

for a tray of stella

 

Again, I won't lie, but the lights also went straight on the tree!  O0

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Something that actually untangles earphones

Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there?

 

Earphones? Pah!

 

How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis!

 

btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco

See, this is what I mean! Those Christmas lights will have been lying in some box for a year, yet somehow they are tangled like someone's had the chord in a blender for 12 months!

 

Indeed Mr. Parnevik! I was actually shouting that at Ben while I was stamping on them!

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Something that actually untangles earphones

Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there?

 

Earphones? Pah!

 

How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis!

 

btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco

See, this is what I mean! Those Christmas lights will have been lying in some box for a year, yet somehow they are tangled like someone's had the chord in a blender for 12 months!

 

Indeed Mr. Parnevik! I was actually shouting that at Ben while I was stamping on them!

 

Funnily enough I had the same conversation with my three year old, but I had a dislocated shoulder in a sling while I was trying to untangle the tree lights.

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If you have flat wires, not normal ones, they dont tangle  :pow:

 

 

Headphones for the deaf, never understood why nobody did them!

 

Why would dead people need headphones?

I meant deaf  :-[

 

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Why would they need headphones if they're deaf? Is it to not make their ears look weird, like giving black glasses to blind people? ???

 

My mate is registered blind, has no sight in her right eye, and what can only be described as a tv channel searching to find itself but on acid in the left. Her dark glasses stop the world being registered as off your tits on strong cider to her and so she can manage her guide-dog. She doesn't wear the dark glasses to look cool.

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Why would they need headphones if they're deaf? Is it to not make their ears look weird, like giving black glasses to blind people? ???

 

 

Wooaah, thats racist!

 

It's 'light omitting' glasses thankyou!

 

 

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Why would they need headphones if they're deaf? Is it to not make their ears look weird, like giving black glasses to blind people? ???

 

My mate is registered blind, has no sight in her right eye, and what can only be described as a tv channel searching to find itself but on acid in the left. Her dark glasses stop the world being registered as off your tits on strong cider to her and so she can manage her guide-dog. She doesn't wear the dark glasses to look cool.

Aye, that's what I meant. Would the earphones be something similar, but for deaf people?

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