cp40 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Was just watching blind people visiting Monkeys , with thier guide dogs , and had this really good idea. Guide Monkeys for the blind. much more able than dogs? what do you think should have been invented? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 A printing machine that prints Sundays newspapers,specifically the results pages,on a Saturday morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them! Morbid bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 A printing machine that prints Sundays newspapers,specifically the results pages,on a Saturday morning. You can get those in Italy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them! Why would dead people need headphones? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 A printing machine that prints Sundays newspapers,specifically the results pages,on a Saturday morning. You can get those in Italy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them! Why would dead people need headphones? they dont they need deadphones Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them! Why would dead people need headphones? they dont they need deadphones I've heard there's poor reception in the after life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Headphones for the death, never understood why nobody did them! Why would dead people need headphones? they dont they need deadphones I've heard there's poor reception in the after life. constant daytime dadio 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Anti-Radiohead machines Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones fingers ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there? Earphones? Pah! How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis! btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco Edit: this should go in the other thread! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there? Earphones? Pah! How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis! btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the f*** out of them, then went to Tesco for a tray of stella Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there? Earphones? Pah! How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis! btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco See, this is what I mean! Those Christmas lights will have been lying in some box for a year, yet somehow they are tangled like someone's had the chord in a blender for 12 months! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there? Earphones? Pah! How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis! btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the f*** out of them, then went to Tesco for a tray of stella Again, I won't lie, but the lights also went straight on the tree! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there? Earphones? Pah! How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis! btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco See, this is what I mean! Those Christmas lights will have been lying in some box for a year, yet somehow they are tangled like someone's had the chord in a blender for 12 months! Indeed Mr. Parnevik! I was actually shouting that at Ben while I was stamping on them! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Something that actually untangles earphones Good one, how can chords in general get so badly tangled up by just lying there? Earphones? Pah! How many of you have spent three hours sat on the arm of your couch, trying to untangle christmas lights? These are my arch nemesis for christmasis! btw after the three hours - well it was an honest 45 minutes, I placed them on the carpet and stamped the fuck out of them, then went to Tesco See, this is what I mean! Those Christmas lights will have been lying in some box for a year, yet somehow they are tangled like someone's had the chord in a blender for 12 months! Indeed Mr. Parnevik! I was actually shouting that at Ben while I was stamping on them! Funnily enough I had the same conversation with my three year old, but I had a dislocated shoulder in a sling while I was trying to untangle the tree lights. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 If you have flat wires, not normal ones, they dont tangle Headphones for the deaf, never understood why nobody did them! Why would dead people need headphones? I meant deaf :-[ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Why would they need headphones if they're deaf? Is it to not make their ears look weird, like giving black glasses to blind people? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Why would they need headphones if they're deaf? Is it to not make their ears look weird, like giving black glasses to blind people? My mate is registered blind, has no sight in her right eye, and what can only be described as a tv channel searching to find itself but on acid in the left. Her dark glasses stop the world being registered as off your tits on strong cider to her and so she can manage her guide-dog. She doesn't wear the dark glasses to look cool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Why would they need headphones if they're deaf? Is it to not make their ears look weird, like giving black glasses to blind people? Wooaah, thats racist! It's 'light omitting' glasses thankyou! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Why would they need headphones if they're deaf? Is it to not make their ears look weird, like giving black glasses to blind people? My mate is registered blind, has no sight in her right eye, and what can only be described as a tv channel searching to find itself but on acid in the left. Her dark glasses stop the world being registered as off your tits on strong cider to her and so she can manage her guide-dog. She doesn't wear the dark glasses to look cool. Aye, that's what I meant. Would the earphones be something similar, but for deaf people? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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