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Great things about Newcastle United Football Club


Dave

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I've had a few drinks and I'm feeling sentimental. Sure, we're totally shit and we're probably gonna go down, but it's about time we had a thread commemorating the things about our club that are just fucking special.

 

St James' Park is the best stadium in the world.

Our away fans are fucking brilliant.

Celebrating an important goal at an away game is the best feeling ever.

Our badge is quality.

Alan Shearer is our manager and he knows what it means. Sunderland have only recently scored more Premier League goals than he did on his own.

Sir Bobby Robson is a fucking legend.

Habib Beye is sexy enough to turn a man.

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I do like it how we are always in the news, even when we are not the story we are in the mix some how:

 

The Swindon Fiasco - Was all about bet on us to win.

Grobbelaar match fixing - One of the games in question involved us

Stevie G Nightclub brawl - Had to be after a Newcastle game.

Gazza - Various.

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We broke the world record for the transfer of a football player.

We are the only team to lose our first three games in the Champions League (something most clubs have never even played in) and still qualify for the second group stage.

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That retro 80s badge we had

We have a city centre ground and its fucking class

We have a song that includes the words: "We're going to win fuck all again, We're going to win fuck all, We Still Follow United"

That Bellamy goal

That Albert goal

Tinos hattrick

1992-97

SBR

We beat Leicester 7-1 to celebrate winning the league even Leicester came 5th or some shit

Banter at matches

The way deep down we don't mind being shit

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Guest Heneage

We were promoted and took the league by storm playing brilliant football, something not many promoted teams do that.

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5 of the top 10 Scorers in Premiership History have played or are playing for Newcastle, including the top 2 scorers Andy Cole and Alan Shearer.

 

Alan Shearer has got the record for most premier league Hattricks- 11

Joint 2nd - Michael Owen - 8

Joint 5th - Andy Cole - 5

Joint 8th- Les Ferdinand - 4

 

 

Laurent Robert and Nobby Solano

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Guest The Libertine

its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham.

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its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham.

 

:thup:

 

There are fucking loads of nothing clubs in the Premier League. We're not one of them.

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its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham.

True like. We're literally always half a season away from a farce.

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its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham.

True like. We're literally always half a season away from a farce.

:nods: Best british soap opera there is  :laugh:

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