madras Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 So there I was in the playground the other week. one of girl 1's classmates (a lad who likes his footy) has a new haircut. "bats" I shout and scud him across the heed. he looks at me like i've kneed him in the nose. yesterday a girl in our street was getting married..........no "hoy oot".......i was disgusted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 what?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 LBW will understand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Is it meant to be 'dieting'? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 no it's not, shortarse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 What the hell.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 oh come on people............did you never do "bats" when a kid had a hair cut ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Dieing hair? as in bleach or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I kind of get what he's on about.....I think. Is the hoy oot whereby the groom (or its been him in my experience) chucks a load of money (pound coins in my case) on the ground and its like a mad dash to pick it all up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 oh come on people............did you never do "bats" when a kid had a hair cut ? Batty boy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Dieing hair? as in bleach or something? things that are not so common as they once were. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 oh come on people............did you never do "bats" when a kid had a hair cut ? Batty boy? when i were't lad if someone in our school got a haircut everyone would "bats" them ie slap them across the head. same went for new trainers (feet stamped on). the hoy oot was a bride after getting in the bridal carriage would throw a wedge of cash out the window to us waiting urchins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 oh come on people............did you never do "bats" when a kid had a hair cut ? Batty boy? when i were't lad if someone in our school got a haircut everyone would "bats" them ie slap them across the head. same went for new trainers (feet stamped on). the hoy oot was a bride after getting in the bridal carriage would throw a wedge of cash out the window to us waiting urchins. thought so, although in my case it was the groom standing in his front garden hoying it out onto the pavement, before he left for the church. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bats Maybe that's why he got confused when you shouted bats.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bats Maybe that's why he got confused when you shouted bats.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bats Maybe that's why he got confused when you shouted bats.. far too soft and comforting........squishy........cuddly.........snuggly............for where i grew up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 The pipe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 The pipe. expand ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Weheeeey, the hoy oot! hehehe! When I was aboot 10, our neihgbours' daughter was getting married, so Bob (top bloke) performed a 'hoy oot' However, his hoy oot comprised of copper! He was not looked upon as the same kind, funny man ever again from that moment. I like to think we should have spat at, and threw stones at the hire car, instead of staring in sadness! Edit: He meant 'Dying' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Weheeeey, the hoy oot! hehehe! When I was aboot 10, our neihgbours' daughter was getting married, so Bob (top bloke) performed a 'hoy oot' However, his hoy oot comprised of copper! He was not looked upon as the same kind, funny man ever again from that moment. I like to think we should have spat at, and threw stones at the hire car, instead of staring in sadness! Edit: He meant 'Dying' How did it take 10 posts before someone corrected the spelling properly? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Not about internet based mass suicides. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE6 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 oh come on people............did you never do "bats" when a kid had a hair cut ? Batty boy? when i were't lad if someone in our school got a haircut everyone would "bats" them ie slap them across the head. same went for new trainers (feet stamped on). the hoy oot was a bride after getting in the bridal carriage would throw a wedge of cash out the window to us waiting urchins. I know what you're on about, new trainers were 'stampsys' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 My brother had his TB jab the other day, apparently people don't punch each other where the injection was anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Playing lergy at school which was using a half eaten apple or orange to throw at a mate who would be on then he would hoy at it at someone till it hit them and they were on etc . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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