catmag Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 He's typing rude words into dictionary.com and then getting the computer to speak them out loud. "Cock" (giggles) "Flange" (shakes with laughter) *sigh* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 wait till you get your child one of those "spell toys" you know the ones where you press the letter and it says the name or pronounciation of it. great fun can pressing certains letters in quick seuccession. really good in the garden on drunken summer nights. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 He's typing rude words into dictionary.com and then getting the computer to speak them out loud. "Cock" (giggles) "Flange" (shakes with laughter) *sigh* Cor...he's a phenomenon your son isn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 That is brilliant. Can remember looking up the rude words in the French dictionary back in Year 7. Good times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I can't wait to get home from work to try this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giselle Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I can't wait to get home from work to try this. I've tried it. It's awesome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I know lasses are meant to be above this sort of behaviour but......... :blush: bluelaugh.gif bluelaugh.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I can't wait to get home from work to try this. I've tried it. It's awesome I'm on the site. wheres the location gard dammit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 This is brilliant. Thanks Cath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Start, Control Panel, Speech, overwrite 'You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice.', hit preview and you can get your PC to say whatever you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Been in fits of laughter in the office just reading the op and imagining Marc doing that while Cath sits behind him rolling her eyes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Start, Control Panel, Speech, overwrite 'You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice.', hit preview and you can get your PC to say whatever you want. Wheres speech like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Been in fits of laughter in the office just reading the op and imagining Marc doing that while Cath sits behind him rolling her eyes. "Don't laugh Joseph it's NOT funny" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Start, Control Panel, Speech, overwrite 'You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice.', hit preview and you can get your PC to say whatever you want. Wheres speech like? Might be there as Sounds, Speech and Audio devices if you're in default view. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I only get Microsoft Anna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Noo man, you can get dictionary.com to say the word. You don't have to get your laptop to do it. There should be a little speaker icon near the word. I also overheard Marc talking to Joseph whilst he was feeding him.. "Yes he is, that's right! He's a fuckwit. Nicky Butt is a fuckwit. Yes he is! Good boy!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Noo man, you can get dictionary.com to say the word. You don't have to get your laptop to do it. There should be a little speaker icon near the word. I also overheard Marc talking to Joseph whilst he was feeding him.. "Yes he is, that's right! He's a fuckwit. Nicky Butt is a fuckwit. Yes he is! Good boy!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Noo man, you can get dictionary.com to say the word. You don't have to get your laptop to do it. There should be a little speaker icon near the word. I know, was just saying. You can also do it in Excel and presumably Word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 clout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 fanny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I took the opportunity of opening two pages on dictionary.com, therfore enabling me to obtain a two word profanity using quick mouse action! Wizard Sleeve! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Stu try blart for me as I'm at work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I took the opportunity of opening two pages on dictionary.com, therfore enabling me to obtain a two word profanity using quick mouse action! Wizard Sleeve! love that word! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Stu try blart for me as I'm at work. I did, and it does, but rather too quickly said! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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