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:lol: :lol:


(713): Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!

(832): you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.


(317): I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.

(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt


(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.




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