Chrissy Bee Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 http://omegle.com/ http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/27/technology/internet/27omegle.html Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 went on. They said hello, I said hi, they then said . I then thought what the fuck am I doing?! and left Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: heyy Stranger: asl? You: Hello there You: m uk Your conversational partner has disconnected. ................................................................................ You: Hi Stranger: ainHhH toHhH waAapoOooHHh You: WOAHH You: I agree You: Stranger: yes You: Perhaps Stranger: cani spanish shurmano You: No. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Bee Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: OH NO! Stranger: I NEED HELP. You: It's you again You: I told you You: I don't have any peanut butter Stranger: But...they'll help kill the zombies,. Stranger: ; ~; You: I do have some sellotape Stranger: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SELLOTAPE, Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Where in teh internet are you? Stranger: Central America. You: I didn't do it. You: I swear. Stranger: Do what? You: The think, you know. You: Thing* Stranger: What thing? You: The pig. I didn't start it. You: It got sick off my soup. Stranger: Dide you rape a pig? You: I swear. You: It caught flu when I kissed it. You: Now look what it did. Silly pig. Stranger: What?!!! Stranger: Did you wrap your willy? You: What? In bacon? Stranger: Umm, Sure, You: Like christmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: Hello there sexy. Stranger: ... You: What are you wearing? You: I'm naked. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: hi! You: alright? Stranger: asl? You: 20/m/uk, yourself? Stranger: your mother Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Let's see who the first N-O's are to randomly connect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: Hi! Them Hey Them asl disconnected before I was raped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: Hello! Stranger: How the heck are you? You: fine thanks love You: how are you Stranger: Not bad, not bad at all. You: that's good to know Stranger: Well, to be honest I lost an election, which was slightly disapointing, but my boyfriend made it up to me. You: I lost an erection, but my boyfriend got it back up for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: Hello! Stranger: How the heck are you? You: fine thanks love You: how are you Stranger: Not bad, not bad at all. You: that's good to know Stranger: Well, to be honest I lost an election, which was slightly disapointing, but my boyfriend made it up to me. You: I lost an erection, but my boyfriend got it back up for me You: Hi joo. Long time no speak! You: Hows kim? Stranger: fine fine working You: Shes working now? Hows the baby? Stranger: shes very good doingit Stranger: the babys sleeping You: Ah good. Kim says you are moving to Canada? This true? I'd miss seing you guys. Stranger: she lied to you You: Really? What? You: How? Stranger: im now in Polska Stranger: no Canada You: Polska? With the women? Stranger: thats ugly You: Where is kim? What did you do with her? Stranger: im gonna spank her a litlle Stranger: you know... You: But she is 5 years old! You: Interpol! Stranger: i dont give a fuck 5 or 90 Stranger: fuck the the same Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Let's see who the first N-O's are to randomly connect. Need a greeting code. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: que te folle un pez Stranger: tu estas muy mal You: aye, proper canny like Stranger: i see soo many tiits You: the toons fucked me off abit, but am cush all in all You: do you think kevin nolan is a pile of dogshite? Stranger: que dices que eres caní Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 No-one from Cambridge studying Law in Newcastle is there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: Hello. Shola. Stranger: hi Stranger: where u from? You: Why are you so bad at football shola? Stranger: i got no feet Stranger: thats y??? You: LOL Stranger: run forrest run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Bee Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'm talking to someone from Finland. Literally the only sane person I've found. He's boring me but I'd feel bad if I disconnected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: oh Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: what are the haps You: the haps? You: they're mythical monsters that lurk in the hills that form the border between england and scotland Stranger: hrm Stranger: i'll have to take your word for it You: I'm telling the truth. I think you should help spread the word Stranger: but how You: if we keep the haps under control by sundown, then we might have a chance to save the queen Stranger: i'm only one person You: if one man (or woman!) tells another, and they tell another then we'll be safe Stranger: but spreading the word alone can contain the haps? Stranger: this is come wishful thinking You: yeah, it'll make more people aware You: abit like STD awareness Stranger: oh, i see Stranger: JESUS CHRIST THE HA- Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: hiya Stranger: hello Stranger: how are you? You: how are you? You: i'm good thanks, you? Stranger: very good thanks You: gdgd. where are you from? Stranger: where abouts are you from? Stranger: england Stranger: you? You: same. where bouts in england? Stranger: cambridge You: nice one. im from newcastle Stranger: i am in newcastle at the moment Stranger: i am at uni here You: wow nice one. what you studying? Stranger: law You: gd stuff. Stranger: what do you do? You: i work in customer services at the minute but heading back to uni in sept to do primary school teaching Stranger: oh cool You: did french and spanish originally Stranger: i used to want to be a teacher Stranger: i dont really know why i changed my mind You: think of the holidays lol You: how did you find this site? only discovered it about half an hour ago. weird thing lol Stranger: yeah same as me. Stranger: i have talked to some WEIRD people so far You: you're not on N-O are you by any chance? Stranger: its a good laugh though Stranger: N-O? You: obviously not haha. just there's a newcastle website called newcastle-online, that's where i found the link so was wondering if you'd maybe found it from the same place Stranger: no. one of my friends told me about it this evening at the football. You: did u go to the match? Stranger: yes Stranger: sadly You: haha, it was bad mind. so what's ur name? Stranger: Robin Stranger: yours? You: Chris Stranger: did you go to the match? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Haha cool Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hahaha hi You: what do you think of a manager who won 4 titles with 2 different clubs? Stranger: so yourea a guy i presume Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i dunno is that good Stranger: ? You: you tell me Stranger: are we talking soccer?? You: yep Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: hiya You: what the fuck did you say you prick? Stranger: hello? You: hello? You: anybody there? Stranger: hows it going You: for the last time: ANYBODY THERE?! Stranger: im hereeee You: hello stranger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hahaha hi You: what do you think of a manager who won 4 titles with 2 different clubs? Stranger: so yourea a guy i presume Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i dunno is that good Stranger: ? You: you tell me Stranger: are we talking soccer?? You: yep Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: FUCK LEEDS UNITED Good way to open the convo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stranger: hello stranger You: Dutty Custard. Nile ranger shoul start next match, amirite? Stranger: rite mate, rite Stranger: custard-mustard You: Str888888888 like a banana. Stranger: peeled upside down You: His only weakness is women. Stranger: and banana, i assume You: Racist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You: I'm touching myself. You: It feels good. You: I'm gonna cum. Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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