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Chrissy Bee
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Stranger: heyy

Stranger: asl?

You: Hello there

You: m uk

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:lol:

 

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You: Hi

Stranger: ainHhH toHhH waAapoOooHHh

You: WOAHH

You: I agree

You: :D

Stranger: yes

You: Perhaps

Stranger: cani spanish shurmano

You: No.

 

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You: OH NO!

Stranger: I NEED HELP.

You: It's you again

You: I told you

You: I don't have any peanut butter

Stranger: But...they'll help kill the zombies,.

Stranger: ; ~;

You: I do have some sellotape

Stranger: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SELLOTAPE,

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You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Where in teh internet are you?

Stranger: Central America.

You: I didn't do it.

You: I swear.

Stranger: Do what?

You: The think, you know.

You: Thing*

Stranger: What thing?

You: The pig. I didn't start it.

You: It got sick off my soup.

Stranger: Dide you rape a pig?

You: I swear.

You: It caught flu when I kissed it.

You: Now look what it did. Silly pig.

Stranger: What?!!!

Stranger: Did you wrap your willy?

You: What? In bacon?

Stranger: Umm, Sure,

You: Like christmas.

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Stranger: Hello!

Stranger: How the heck are you?

You: fine thanks love

You: how are you

Stranger: Not bad, not bad at all.

You: that's good to know

Stranger: Well, to be honest I lost an election, which was slightly disapointing, but my boyfriend made it up to me.

You: I lost an erection, but my boyfriend got it back up for me

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Stranger: Hello!

Stranger: How the heck are you?

You: fine thanks love

You: how are you

Stranger: Not bad, not bad at all.

You: that's good to know

Stranger: Well, to be honest I lost an election, which was slightly disapointing, but my boyfriend made it up to me.

You: I lost an erection, but my boyfriend got it back up for me

 

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You: Hi joo. Long time no speak!

You: Hows kim?

Stranger: fine fine working

You: Shes working now? Hows the baby?

Stranger: shes very good doingit

Stranger: the babys sleeping

You: Ah good. Kim says you are moving to Canada? This true? I'd miss seing you guys.

Stranger: she lied to you

You: Really? What?

You: How?

Stranger: im now in Polska

Stranger: no Canada

You: Polska? With the women?

Stranger: thats ugly

You: Where is kim? What did you do with her?

Stranger: im gonna spank her a litlle

Stranger: you know...

You: But she is 5 years old!

You: Interpol!

Stranger: i dont give a fuck 5 or 90

Stranger: fuck the the same

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You: Hello. Shola.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where u from?

You: Why are you so bad at football shola?

Stranger: i got no feet

Stranger: thats y???

You: LOL

Stranger: run forrest run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stranger: oh

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: what are the haps

You: the haps?

You: they're mythical monsters that lurk in the hills that form the border between england and scotland

Stranger: hrm

Stranger: i'll have to take your word for it

You: I'm telling the truth.  I think you should help spread the word

Stranger: but how

You: if we keep the haps under control by sundown, then we might have a chance to save the queen

Stranger: i'm only one person

You: if one man (or woman!) tells another, and they tell another then we'll be safe

Stranger: but spreading the word alone can contain the haps?

Stranger: this is come wishful thinking

You: yeah, it'll make more people aware

You: abit like STD awareness

Stranger: oh, i see

Stranger: JESUS CHRIST THE HA-

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You: hiya

Stranger: hello

Stranger: how are you?

You: how are you?

You: i'm good thanks, you?

Stranger: very good thanks

You: gdgd. where are you from?

Stranger: where abouts are you from?

Stranger: england

Stranger: you?

You: same. where bouts in england?

Stranger: cambridge

You: nice one. im from newcastle

Stranger: i am in newcastle at the moment

Stranger: i am at uni here

You: wow nice one. what you studying?

Stranger: law

You: gd stuff.

Stranger: what do you do?

You: i work in customer services at the minute but heading back to uni in sept to do primary school teaching

Stranger: oh cool

You: did french and spanish originally

Stranger: i used to want to be a teacher

Stranger: i dont really know why i changed my mind

You: think of the holidays lol

You: how did you find this site? only discovered it about half an hour ago. weird thing lol

Stranger: yeah same as me.

Stranger: i have talked to some WEIRD people so far

You: you're not on N-O are you by any chance?

Stranger: its a good laugh though

Stranger: N-O?

You: obviously not haha. just there's a newcastle website called newcastle-online, that's where i found the link so was wondering if you'd maybe found it from the same place

Stranger: no. one of my friends told me about it this evening at the football.

You: did u go to the match?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: sadly

You: haha, it was bad mind. so what's ur name?

Stranger: Robin

Stranger: yours?

You: Chris

Stranger: did you go to the match?

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Stranger: hiya

You: what the fuck did you say you prick?

Stranger: hello?

You: hello?

You: anybody there?

Stranger: hows it going

You: for the last time: ANYBODY THERE?!

Stranger: im hereeee

You: hello stranger

 

:dowie:

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You: hi

Stranger: hahaha hi

You: what do you think of a manager who won 4 titles with 2 different clubs?

Stranger: so yourea a guy i presume

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: i dunno is that good

Stranger: ?

You: you tell me

Stranger: are we talking soccer??

You: yep

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Stranger: hello stranger

You: Dutty Custard. Nile ranger shoul start next match, amirite?

Stranger: rite mate, rite

Stranger: custard-mustard

You: Str888888888 like a banana.

Stranger: peeled upside down

You: His only weakness is women.

Stranger: and banana, i assume

You: Racist.

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