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N-O Cliched Excuse of the Season 2008/9


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There's some great long running excuses that have been made on here this season, but which is your favourite slice of cliched nonsense? Feel free to add you own and if the threads popular (ha!) I'll add a poll with the best ones. To start off:

 

"Oba has to be in the team, because of his explosiveness and he can create something out of nothing!"

 

"Keegan left Newcastle because he's a man of principal!"

 

"Coloccini is not a bad defender because bad players dont play for Argentina!"

 

"We can't blame Kinnear, nobody else wanted the job!"

 

"If we give Owen the chances, he'll score goals!"

 

"Xisco's only rubbish because he's not been given a chance!"

 

"It's not Jonas' fault, he's trying to do too much on his own!"

 

"Jonas would be brilliant in an absolutely brilliant team!"

 

:dowie:

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Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture.

 

Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom.

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Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture.

 

Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom.

 

:lol:

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Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture.

 

Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom.

 

Otter gives James the attention he craves :no:

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Guest BooBoo

Although I don't say any of those much, some of those points are perfectly valid, and there is no point having a dig at others if you aren't able to see the bigger picture.

 

Oh bore off you humourless fart. Just trying to spread a bit of light relief amonst all the doom and gloom.

 

Otter gives James the attention he craves :no:

 

Bah, I walked right into the trap!

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"Ashley is deliberately ruining us, because he's a Spurs fan"

 

Didn't you say that?

 

Yeah! And I meant it!

 

STILL DO! :snod:

 

But it's still a bit of a cliché, you got to admit.

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