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and how did you do them? 

i've done my left wrist twice, once playing dodgeball as a 12 yr old, & once playing football at age 14;  some huge thick lad stomped on my forearm as i neatly slid tackled the ball away. i had to run up to the ref holding my arm by it's new extra elbow saying i think i've broken my arm...  also cracked a rib last year when i landed on another bloke's shoulder after winning a header...

what've you done?  this, of course, refers to your own bones, no need to regale us with tales of your hard lad days.  :yeah: :flex:

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Proper boring but I've never broken anything. Just got geet radge bones me like.

 

Sometimes I did used to like the idea of having a cast for people to doodle/write on. Now it would just be a pain in the arse, especially if it was on my right hand...

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Right Arm, both bones below elbow

Right Hand Thumb

Left Hand Little Finger

 

Fook; how'd that happen?

 

Someone fell on my arm when playing football and then used the same arm to help myself up and both bones snapped. Was a clean snap so didnt take to long to heal but it fucking knacked.

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Argh. So, Wullie, *glutton for cringing*, howd'you do your ligaments in?

 

Nothing that exciting, just got caught in a tackle, full foot made contact with mine. Wasn't that bad at first really, kept on playing then when I got home it began to swell up like an egg and I eventually succumbed to the pain and went to A&E. Worst part was hobbling round like a twat at school on the Monday.

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My nose is fucked from being broken and not getting properly sorted, basically I just went on with things like it never happened as it didnt really hurt that much. Could do with getting it sorted. Other than that ive avoided breaks, although I once dislocated my ankle playing football, but when falling it got knocked back in, ankle was like a balloon for ages and never went back to its original size.

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Shoulder, playing football. Went up for a cross with the keeper, who for some reason ducked. I went arse over tit and landed funny on it, I thought it was dislocated and played on for a bit for some reason. Eventually someone got a paramedic and there's a lovely video of me beign stretchered off knocking around on somebody's mobile. Got to the hospital and they told me it was broken. It was on the opening day of Euro 2004 as well, watched the Saturday games in hospital and got discharged in time for France/England. And I missed 2 GCSE exams.

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Broke my left wrist when I was about 15.

 

Heard a horrible 'snapping' sound and felt dizzy. Funnily considering the severity of the break felt very little or no pain and it was my brother who had to get me to go home and show my old man. Old man got taxi straight up to A&E.

Only started to feel physically sick when the fella taking the xrays said 'by that looks a good one' then seeing the xrays. I t looked like the bones had snapped and lifted up over each other. They knocked me out to set it and my old man reckoned they had me up and down to theatre 3 times and were giving last go before they operated to set it.

 

I walked backwards and tripped over the kerb.

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Little toe (caught foot in duvet getting out of bed)  :blush:

Right wrist (playing footy)

Double fracture dislocation of right shoulder and humerous (again footy) - needed 2 operations and off work for 4 months as couldn't move without pain.

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