Wet Dreams

[NE6]

Discuss

[Guest elbee909]

Mackems go down, we stay up.

[Pilko]

[La Parka]

 

 

Gold.

[Mr. Snrub]

Woke up on Sunday covered in ectoplasm.

[Guest LucaAltieri]

I've never once had a wet dream. I always assume this is down to excessive wanking.

[SEMTEX]

I've never once had a wet dream. I always assume this is down to excessive wanking.

 

Same.

[GG]

I've never once had a wet dream. I always assume this is down to excessive wanking.

 

Same.

 

Shamefully following suit.

[pedro111]

I've never once had a wet dream. I always assume this is down to excessive wanking.

 

Same.

 

Shamefully following suit.

 

I conducted some highly scientific research during the years of 1996-2002, and I can confirm that excessive wanking does indeed help in the prevention of wet dreams.

 

 

[Guest toonlass]

So wanking prevents wet dreams? Or does wanking make wet dreams more prevelent?

[Mike]

I've never once had a wet dream. I always assume this is down to excessive wanking.

 

Same.

 

Shamefully following suit.

 

I conducted some highly scientific research during the years of 1996-2002, and I can confirm that excessive wanking does indeed help in the provention of wet dreams.

 

 

 

I read about someone conducting the same experiment over the same years and in m- his report, he concluded that it doesn't prevent them, but he always realized it was a dream before it really got good.

 

Even in situations where he realized it was a dream and felt his eyes closed, and his brain, heart and soul were screaming for him to not break the spell because the odds of really being here with Cindy Crawford were slim, he always woke up.

[Haz]

Ah,  those were the days when i could fold my sheets with a cricket bat.  Throw my PJ's at the wall and they would smash.

[pedro111]

Nah I honestly think that excessive wanking prevents them.  Just think about it logically. The more you w*** the more tired out your one eyed warrior will become. The more you use it the less it works, just like anything, right?,   

 

So, to conclude.............. More wanking = less filthy yogurt in your sack which results in less penis nocturnal activity added with the fact that most naughty thoughts have been temporarily banished from your head by said chicken choking results in no wet dreams.

 

I told you, it was highly scientific research. If you dont believe me, refrain from wanking/sex for a week or two and find out.

[Kimbo]

I don't think it matters how much you wank. I wanked alot and had my fair share of wet dreams. I have a mate who goes days on end without and has never had one. That said if i never wanked i imagine it would be more common. It's a puzzler.

[madras]

and when you have one it's never cos in your dream your shagging a cheryl cole or whatever, it's always the wifey from the chippy or one of your wifes mates who you don't even like let alone fancy.

[Incognito]

Maybe wet dreams don't really exist.If people can sleepwalk without realising,or having any recollection of it,who's to say sleepwanking doesnt go on.

[Guest lankybellwipe]

I've never once had a wet dream. I always assume this is down to excessive wanking.

 

Same.

 

Shamefully following suit.

 

touche toitle 

[Guest lankybellwipe]

I don't think it matters how much you wank. I wanked alot and had my fair share of wet dreams. I have a mate who goes days on end without and has never had one. That said if i never wanked i imagine it would be more common. It's a puzzler.

 

 

Sink becomes sunk

blink becomes blank

Wank becomes wunk

Wink becomes wank