madras Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 .......or why women drive you absofuckinglutely mental. i have just had to tell mrs for the fourth time what time i start work in the morning and that i am out tomorrow...i guarantee tomorrow she'll say "you never said you were going out tonight" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Buck Rodger Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 .......or why women drive you absofuckinglutely mental. i have just had to tell mrs for the fourth time what time i start work in the morning and that i am out tomorrow...i guarantee tomorrow she'll say "you never said you were going out tonight" Hey man, you wanna try bleedin/periods for a week of every month for years and still try and remember everything that you've been told. We have it easy man bro. Show ya woman some rezpect 'stead of cuming on here, proppa slaggin her off before she has done anything wrong. Just my view bro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Buck Rodger is Jay Jay Sea if he was born in Brixton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I can see this thread being a record length. My contribution: IT'S NOT A SPECIAL OFFER, A SAVING, OR DISCOUNT IF YOU DIDN'T NEED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Both my girlfriend and my mother have a condition that means they can't walk past anything with a "reduced" sticker on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 .......or why women drive you absofuckinglutely mental. i have just had to tell mrs for the fourth time what time i start work in the morning and that i am out tomorrow...i guarantee tomorrow she'll say "you never said you were going out tonight" You have to tell her you're going out? lolz! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I can see this thread being a record length. My contribution: IT'S NOT A SPECIAL OFFER, A SAVING, OR DISCOUNT IF YOU DIDN'T NEED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Both my girlfriend and my mother have a condition that means they can't walk past anything with a "reduced" sticker on it. That's not a good enough reason for plastering your throbbing whanger with "SPECIAL OFFER" stickers though, is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Not true, that syndrome applies to my dad, who just happens to be tight fisted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I can see this thread being a record length. My contribution: IT'S NOT A SPECIAL OFFER, A SAVING, OR DISCOUNT IF YOU DIDN'T NEED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Both my girlfriend and my mother have a condition that means they can't walk past anything with a "reduced" sticker on it. That's not a good enough reason for plastering your throbbing whanger with "SPECIAL OFFER" stickers though, is it? No, neither of them were impressed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Let me tell you all about women,............ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Let me tell you all about women,............ :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 We're superior. All hail men, all bloody hail! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 .......or why women drive you absofuckinglutely mental. i have just had to tell mrs for the fourth time what time i start work in the morning and that i am out tomorrow...i guarantee tomorrow she'll say "you never said you were going out tonight" Hey man, you wanna try bleedin/periods for a week of every month for years and still try and remember everything that you've been told. We have it easy man bro. Show ya woman some rezpect 'stead of cuming on here, proppa slaggin her off before she has done anything wrong. Just my view bro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 .......or why women drive you absofuckinglutely mental. i have just had to tell mrs for the fourth time what time i start work in the morning and that i am out tomorrow...i guarantee tomorrow she'll say "you never said you were going out tonight" You have to tell her you're going out? lolz! well yes, if she's going out aswell to arrange childcare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 When you're watching a film and a woman asks a fucking stupid question every five minutes "so, is he the baddie?" or "why is he putting poison in his cup?" etc. the answer is normally: IM WATCHING THE FUCKING THING LIKE YOU ARE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 When you're watching a film and a woman asks a fucking stupid question every five minutes "so, is he the baddie?" or "why is he putting poison in his cup?" etc. the answer is normally: IM WATCHING THE FUCKING THING LIKE YOU ARE Yep, my girlfriend does that all the time! Its worse when its a film like Identity where the whole point of the film is to confuse you for 88 minutes then reveal the answer at the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diddimz Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 .......or why women drive you absofuckinglutely mental. i have just had to tell mrs for the fourth time what time i start work in the morning and that i am out tomorrow...i guarantee tomorrow she'll say "you never said you were going out tonight" Give her 30 days notice in writing. Failing that, put her in her place and ask why dinner isn't ready and the clothes need washing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 told my wife there's a chance of an early finish on sunday. maybe 1pm but possibly 4pm,so the phone rings at 1-30, "you on your way ?, you said you'd be finished for 1". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 She says, "I'll have my mobile with me"... Translated. "Yes I will you fcuk but it'll be turned off"!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Q. 'What's up with you?' A. 'Nothing.' That's when you know you're in for a long night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 every woman i've ever known thinks they can get ready for a night out in half an hour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 every woman i've ever known thinks they can get ready for a night out in half an hour. Not to mention that they'll blame you when they don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Q. 'What's up with you?' A. 'Nothing.' That's when you know you're in for a long night. Or when then tell you something IS up and you don't react like it's the end of the world. Cold shoulder the rest of the night! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allmo Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Q. 'What's up with you?' A. 'Nothing.' That's when you know you're in for a long night. Or when then tell you something IS up and you don't react like it's the end of the world. Cold shoulder the rest of the night! 'It's Fine' is the worst thing of all. It nearly always means something is up, and they're proper off with you, so when you ask again. 'I've already said im fine man'. But when they do decide to tell you, its as if you didn't care. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I don't get any of this shit with my lass, she knows she is punching above her weight as it is so doesn't have the option to fuck about with all this stuff. Bless her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allmo Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I don't get any of this s*** with my lass, she knows she is punching above her weight as it is so doesn't have the option to f*** about with all this stuff. Bless her. Bit of a munter ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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