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Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe but work still to be done. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end.

 

Ninety-seven words including this one.

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Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end.

 

Ninety-one words including this one.

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Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end.

 

Ninety-one words including this one.

:kinnear:

 

How are we not?

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Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end.

 

Ninety-one words including this one.

:kinnear:

 

How are we not?

Two games to play and we're only above the relegation zone on goal difference. How that is almost safe I do not know, no matter what games we've got and what games they've got.

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This season has been so miserable that the only thing we found comfort in was the 60-page thread about Nile Ranger. 

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We're out of the relegation zone on goal difference with two games to go...

 

 

 

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpButhMarsellus.jpg

 

Nawh man, we're pretty fuckin' far from OK...

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Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end.

 

Ninety-one words including this one.

:kinnear:

 

How are we not?

Two games to play and we're only above the relegation zone on goal difference. How that is almost safe I do not know, no matter what games we've got and what games they've got.

 

Well of course we're still knee-deep in shit. But by the same token we're also almost safe. There's only two games to go. :lol:

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Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldnt stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went s*** again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was s***. Kinnears heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was s***. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashleys learnt his lesson. The end.

 

Ninety-one words including this one.

:kinnear:

 

How are we not?

Two games to play and we're only above the relegation zone on goal difference. How that is almost safe I do not know, no matter what games we've got and what games they've got.

 

Well of course we're still knee-deep in s***. But by the same token we're also almost safe. There's only two games to go. :lol:

Really all we have to do is match Hull's result at Bolton and we'll be fine.  Even with Man U reserves or whatver they'll be giving 100% as they'll be thinking if I havea  stormer I might get on the pitch or bench for that CL final.

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We're out of the relegation zone on goal difference with two games to go...

 

 

 

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpButhMarsellus.jpg

 

Nawh man, we're pretty fuckin' far from OK...

 

:lol:

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Signed a few players. A few, not a lot. Brilliant at ManU, spiderman world's best player. "we're going to challenge the top 4" thought I and likeminded idiots. Keegan went, it hit cp40 particularly hard. Almost as hard as the team. I won £32 on an accumulator. JFK started well, faded out (lost at sunderland), and then went a bit heart mental. Hughton made Roeder look Churchillian. Bassong emulated Desailly. A danish man arrived: we signed him on a free, from germany and we like him. Almost there but yet so far.

 

SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER

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My little offering, which is probably over 100 words:

 

There was once a club in the north-east

Who teams never used to beat

But Big Mike came in

Committed some sins

And now they looked like dead meat

 

Kinnear and Hughton had a go

"WTF!?", said N-O

The team were doomed

The R word loomed

And Viduka was still more than likely fucking injured.

 

But there was no need to fear

The local messiah was here

Wise booted out

There was no doubt

That Tyne would prevail over Wear

 

So what does the future hold?

Ashley out in the cold?

If lessons are learnt

Structures are burnt

Then Jonas, Martins, GOAL!

 

 

 

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