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..would let me pay them to sort out my car's scuffs, scratches, dents and stone chips, clean it like fuck in and out and basically make it like new. I'd be willing to pay decent money for this.

 

I've not looked but I can't imagine a business offering this service exists.

 

What other companies should there be?

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..would let me pay them to sort out my car's scuffs, scratches, dents and stone chips, clean it like f*** in and out and basically make it like new. I'd be willing to pay decent money for this.

 

I've not looked but I can't imagine a business offering this service exists.

 

What other companies should there be?

my mate does all the stone chips and such. won't clean the insides mind.
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Guy at the top of my street does this, not sure on the hoovering, but i'm sure they would do it if you asked. Saying that Bedlington is a bit of a trek from leeds.

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I'd want every blemish sorting, scuffs sanded, filled, painted and finished, chips made invisible, bits resprayed if necessary, alloys repaired and lacquered, the lot.

 

Some company should offer this service to me. :hmm:

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I'd want every blemish sorting, scuffs sanded, filled, painted and finished, alloys repaired and lacquered, the lot.

 

Some company should offer this service to me.

 

Am I the only one who detected something sexual in Dave's post?

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Its funny how these 'companies' will sort out your scratches and that but wont lower themselves to the peasant level of hoovering out the inside!

i think it's just theres not so much money in it. the time it takes to do a thorough valet they could have done up some scratches for a lot more money.
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I love Old El Paso chicken fajitas. The wraps in the box set are a little small but a fast food outlet should be selling these. No fucking around with other meats, fancy sauces or different flavour wraps, just make them for me as it says on the box and I will buy them.

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I love Old El Paso chicken fajitas. The wraps in the box set are a little small but a fast food outlet should be selling these. No f***ing around with other meats, fancy sauces or different flavour wraps, just make them for me as it says on the box and I will buy them.

There's only Taco Bell in Lundun isn't there?

 

And do you not want Car Valeter Dave?

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I took my motor to dent devils (http://www.dentdevils.co.uk) who told me that I had a chip not a dent, and that I should take it to Chips Away (http://www.chipsaway.co.uk/) who told me it was a dent and to try dent devils...

Apparently auto dealers use Chips Away to fix up their cars. Chips Away is a franchise so your local Chips Away person may be good or not so good.

 

If you take your car to the main dealer to have all the scratches, etc. fixed there is every chance they'd use Chips Away and charge you as if they've done the work. Chips Away refurbish Alloys too. Either way it will probably cost quite a bit.

 

Most of those hand wash car places tend to also offer valet cleaning inside the car.

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I wish there was such a company as 'Dial-a-story' where you phone a number and an old wizard sounding person reads you a story, starting along the lines of  'You join us at the summit of mount Onteuk...'

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What would be really useful to me would be mobile company or maybe a single person doing this on their own but, I am thinking that I would pay someone to call round to my house, say 2 or 3 times a week for a couple of hours and generally clean up, do a bit of ironing and dusting - that sort of thing!

 

I think that sort of extreme business idea could really catch on, shame no-one has thought of that already!

 

 

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What would be really useful to me would be mobile company or maybe a single person doing this on their own but, I am thinking that I would pay someone to call round to my house, say 2 or 3 times a week for a couple of hours and generally clean up, do a bit of ironing and dusting - that sort of thing!

 

I think that sort of extreme business idea could really catch on, shame no-one has thought of that already!

 

 

 

:dowie: That happens all the time. There's at least 5 people doing it round where i live.

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I wish there was such a company as 'Dial-a-story' where you phone a number and an old wizard sounding person reads you a story, starting along the lines of  'You join us at the summit of mount Onteuk...'

old style british telecom used to do that.

 

you could also get the top 10,recipes,the weather and all sorts of shite.

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I wish there was such a company as 'Dial-a-story' where you phone a number and an old wizard sounding person reads you a story, starting along the lines of  'You join us at the summit of mount Onteuk...'

old style british telecom used to do that.

 

you could also get the top 10,recipes,the weather and all sorts of shite.

 

:lol: :nods: And then they cottoned on to the increased revenue yielded by telling other sorts of stories instead...

 

http://whowritesthiscrap.campaignserver.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/quick-birds.jpg

 

etc etc etc :fwap:

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