Cajun Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Seen a few lads about who support Newcastle and always wonder if they post on here, felt like asking a few times but always bottled it I am sure I am not the only one. Obviously for the Newcastle based amongst us this probably won't apply. If you were the other Newcastle fan watching the Newcastle vs Pompey game in the Ivory, hi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 This isn't Gumtree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Seen a few lads about who support Newcastle and always wonder if they post on here, felt like asking a few times but always bottled it I am sure I am not the only one. Obviously for the Newcastle based amongst us this probably won't apply. If you were the other Newcastle fan watching the Newcastle vs Pompey game in the Ivory, hi translation......cajun fancies the bloke that was in the ivory and wants him to get in touch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 If you're one of the couple in the Green Man in hemel. Hello. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 If you're one of the couple in the Green Man in hemel. Hello. translation...eldiablo is up for a threesome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 If you were the guy in the pharmacy wearing the old black away kit, nod back next time, we're facing relegation, ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Derek Parkin, my barber - I joked last time I was in that hopefully we'd be safe next time I went for a haircut - I'll pop along next weekend, hopefully we will be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Seen a few lads about who support Newcastle and always wonder if they post on here, felt like asking a few times but always bottled it I am sure I am not the only one. Obviously for the Newcastle based amongst us this probably won't apply. If you were the other Newcastle fan watching the Newcastle vs Pompey game in the Ivory, hi translation......cajun fancies the bloke that was in the ivory and wants him to get in touch He turned up at the gym the next day, that was my chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Derek Parkin, my barber - I joked last time I was in that hopefully we'd be safe next time I went for a haircut - I'll pop along next weekend, hopefully we will be. Haha I know Derek Parkin lol I used to go there for a haircut!!!, does he still breathe his minging breath all over you when hes cutting your hair!?!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Derek Parkin, my barber - I joked last time I was in that hopefully we'd be safe next time I went for a haircut - I'll pop along next weekend, hopefully we will be. Haha I know Derek Parkin lol I used to go there for a haircut!!!, does he still breathe his minging breath all over you when hes cutting your hair!?!? i thought the point of pilkos post was that derek parking looks in here.....have i picked it up wrong ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Derek Parkin, my barber - I joked last time I was in that hopefully we'd be safe next time I went for a haircut - I'll pop along next weekend, hopefully we will be. Haha I know Derek Parkin lol I used to go there for a haircut!!!, does he still breathe his minging breath all over you when hes cutting your hair!?!? Every time I go in, he's always just finished eating something, usually a bacon and egg buttie, or a curry, and he comes out picking his teeth with his fingers and sucking his gums whilst asking "What can I do fer ya?". It's actually really off-putting, and yes, his breath does indeed ming quite badly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Derek Parkin, my barber - I joked last time I was in that hopefully we'd be safe next time I went for a haircut - I'll pop along next weekend, hopefully we will be. Haha I know Derek Parkin lol I used to go there for a haircut!!!, does he still breathe his minging breath all over you when hes cutting your hair!?!? Every time I go in, he's always just finished eating something, usually a bacon and egg buttie, or a curry, and he comes out picking his teeth with his fingers and sucking his gums whilst asking "What can I do fer ya?". It's actually really off-putting, and yes, his breath does indeed ming quite badly. Haha that is him down to a tee. Last time I was in he was sitting there eating a fuck off big massive curry. He made me wait 5 minutes till he finished it then spent the entire haircut sucking the rice from his teeth and coughing up everywhere!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Cajun has turned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Cajun has turned. I am confused, do I like men or women now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 "Hello, I'm that man from the Internet. Can I come in and meet your daughter?" That line doesn't work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Cajun has turned. Something happens when you start going to the gym a lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Derek Parkin, my barber - I joked last time I was in that hopefully we'd be safe next time I went for a haircut - I'll pop along next weekend, hopefully we will be. Haha I know Derek Parkin lol I used to go there for a haircut!!!, does he still breathe his minging breath all over you when hes cutting your hair!?!? Every time I go in, he's always just finished eating something, usually a bacon and egg buttie, or a curry, and he comes out picking his teeth with his fingers and sucking his gums whilst asking "What can I do fer ya?". It's actually really off-putting, and yes, his breath does indeed ming quite badly. Haha that is him down to a tee. Last time I was in he was sitting there eating a fuck off big massive curry. He made me wait 5 minutes till he finished it then spent the entire haircut sucking the rice from his teeth and coughing up everywhere!! I'll raise you - he had a mug of coffee about the size of one of them big Lucozade bottles after the bacon and egg butty, and proceeded to swallow it with his big turtle neck struggling to gulp each massive swig down. Watching it in the mirror actually made me feel sick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Derek Parkin, my barber - I joked last time I was in that hopefully we'd be safe next time I went for a haircut - I'll pop along next weekend, hopefully we will be. Haha I know Derek Parkin lol I used to go there for a haircut!!!, does he still breathe his minging breath all over you when hes cutting your hair!?!? Every time I go in, he's always just finished eating something, usually a bacon and egg buttie, or a curry, and he comes out picking his teeth with his fingers and sucking his gums whilst asking "What can I do fer ya?". It's actually really off-putting, and yes, his breath does indeed ming quite badly. Haha that is him down to a tee. Last time I was in he was sitting there eating a f*** off big massive curry. He made me wait 5 minutes till he finished it then spent the entire haircut sucking the rice from his teeth and coughing up everywhere!! I'll raise you - he had a mug of coffee about the size of one of them big Lucozade bottles after the bacon and egg butty, and proceeded to swallow it with his big turtle neck struggling to gulp each massive swig down. Watching it in the mirror actually made me feel sick. Once after some delightful meal he had just eaten he had the decency to burp into his hand. Unfortunately he then immediately takes said hand and starts to grab my hair to check the length of it! I nearly walked out there and then but instead I stayed, stuck it out and then paid him for his troubles! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I can't believe this, someone else who realises that he's minging. It always makes me laugh as well, when he asks what I want done, and I'll say "just 3 on the back and sides and short on the top please" and he'll mutter "short onna top..." - he ALWAYS repeats the second part of what I ask for. He always has this fucking shite whittery radio station on anarl, why can't he just stick the top 40 on ffs? And he hasn't dusted that old till in about twelve years or something, it's thick of dust everytime I go in and it has the same 1euro coin lying on the top with every visit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I heard someone at Stoke away going on and on and on about Nile Ranger in the concourse before hand. It HAS to have been someone on here. Everyone else on other boards doesn't care/has a life/isn't obsessed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I can't believe this, someone else who realises that he's minging. It always makes me laugh as well, when he asks what I want done, and I'll say "just 3 on the back and sides and short on the top please" and he'll mutter "short onna top..." - he ALWAYS repeats the second part of what I ask for. He always has this f***ing s**** whittery radio station on anarl, why can't he just stick the top 40 on ffs? And he hasn't dusted that old till in about twelve years or something, it's thick of dust everytime I go in and it has the same 1euro coin lying on the top with every visit. Aye!! You can tell that hes proper fucked off about being a barber for all these years. Not that theres anything wrong with that its just he seems resigned to a life of misery in his little shop doing 'number 3's on the back and sides and short on the top'. I couldnt give a fuck about golf but he always goes on about it!!, then you mention NUFC and he just grumbles and groans. He apparently fucked off and give up his season ticket when Robson left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I can't believe this, someone else who realises that he's minging. It always makes me laugh as well, when he asks what I want done, and I'll say "just 3 on the back and sides and short on the top please" and he'll mutter "short onna top..." - he ALWAYS repeats the second part of what I ask for. He always has this f***ing s**** whittery radio station on anarl, why can't he just stick the top 40 on ffs? And he hasn't dusted that old till in about twelve years or something, it's thick of dust everytime I go in and it has the same 1euro coin lying on the top with every visit. Aye!! You can tell that hes proper fucked off about being a barber for all these years. Not that theres anything wrong with that its just he seems resigned to a life of misery in his little shop doing 'number 3's on the back and sides and short on the top'. I couldnt give a fuck about golf but he always goes on about it!!, then you mention NUFC and he just grumbles and groans. He apparently fucked off and give up his season ticket when Robson left. Aye, was talking about a golfing weekend away with the lads or something, and then he started swearing his head off when we discussed the 0-1 reverse against Hull in the FA cup. Had to bite my tongue not to start laughing. I mean, Mills is only two or three shops away, why can't he go and buy some frigging chewing gum or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I can't believe this, someone else who realises that he's minging. It always makes me laugh as well, when he asks what I want done, and I'll say "just 3 on the back and sides and short on the top please" and he'll mutter "short onna top..." - he ALWAYS repeats the second part of what I ask for. He always has this f***ing s**** whittery radio station on anarl, why can't he just stick the top 40 on ffs? And he hasn't dusted that old till in about twelve years or something, it's thick of dust everytime I go in and it has the same 1euro coin lying on the top with every visit. Aye!! You can tell that hes proper f***ed off about being a barber for all these years. Not that theres anything wrong with that its just he seems resigned to a life of misery in his little shop doing 'number 3's on the back and sides and short on the top'. I couldnt give a f*** about golf but he always goes on about it!!, then you mention NUFC and he just grumbles and groans. He apparently f***ed off and give up his season ticket when Robson left. Aye, was talking about a golfing weekend away with the lads or something, and then he started swearing his head off when we discussed the 0-1 reverse against Hull in the FA cup. Had to bite my tongue not to start laughing. I mean, Mills is only two or three shops away, why can't he go and buy some frigging chewing gum or something? alternativly why don't you go somewhere else to get your hair chopped. preferably somewhere some 21yr old bint will stick her tits in your face in the course of her work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I can't believe this, someone else who realises that he's minging. It always makes me laugh as well, when he asks what I want done, and I'll say "just 3 on the back and sides and short on the top please" and he'll mutter "short onna top..." - he ALWAYS repeats the second part of what I ask for. He always has this f***ing s**** whittery radio station on anarl, why can't he just stick the top 40 on ffs? And he hasn't dusted that old till in about twelve years or something, it's thick of dust everytime I go in and it has the same 1euro coin lying on the top with every visit. Aye!! You can tell that hes proper f***ed off about being a barber for all these years. Not that theres anything wrong with that its just he seems resigned to a life of misery in his little shop doing 'number 3's on the back and sides and short on the top'. I couldnt give a f*** about golf but he always goes on about it!!, then you mention NUFC and he just grumbles and groans. He apparently f***ed off and give up his season ticket when Robson left. Aye, was talking about a golfing weekend away with the lads or something, and then he started swearing his head off when we discussed the 0-1 reverse against Hull in the FA cup. Had to bite my tongue not to start laughing. I mean, Mills is only two or three shops away, why can't he go and buy some frigging chewing gum or something? alternativly why don't you go somewhere else to get your hair chopped. preferably somewhere some 21yr old bint will stick her tits in your face in the course of her work. I never knew wormy worked as a hairdresser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Where is this barber's shop? I've got to make a pilgrimage there to see this legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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