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I just can't think what I could post here that would be funny. Ah well.

 

You could roll out the usual tripe about your boyfriend Nixon being a tad on the porky side.

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You wouldnt believe it, but that 30 or 40 stone monster actually has a girlfriend.

 

Newcastle relegated. And then there's this wretched fat monster on the telly who has the temerity to have a girlfriend...

 

Still, Decky...life could be worse, eh? :lol:

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You wouldnt believe it, but that 30 or 40 stone monster actually has a girlfriend.

 

Newcastle relegated. And then there's this wretched fat monster on the telly who has the temerity to have a girlfriend...

 

Still, Decky...life could be worse, eh? :lol:

 

:lol: It was one of those things, I thought I would watch so I could say "well, it could be worse....." but then his girlfriend came out and I was in fucking tears again.

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You wouldnt believe it, but that 30 or 40 stone monster actually has a girlfriend.

 

Newcastle relegated. And then there's this wretched fat monster on the telly who has the temerity to have a girlfriend...

 

Still, Decky...life could be worse, eh? :lol:

 

:lol: It was one of those things, I thought I would watch so I could say "well, it could be worse....." but then his girlfriend came out and I was in fucking tears again.

 

:lol: Ah mate!!!

 

You're a fucking gem. :lol:

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Is it that Birmingham chap?Barry something?

 

he prefers to go by the name "brummie" I believe

 

Fat Barry Austin, holder of two Birmingham City season tickets.

 

I recently heard he's moved to France, to go and live with an ex-patriate Newcastle supporter, oddly enough.

 

They're probably bumming each other's faces off RIGHT NOW as it happens.

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Is it that Birmingham chap?Barry something?

 

he prefers to go by the name "brummie" I believe

 

Fat Barry Austin, holder of two Birmingham City season tickets.

 

I recently heard he's moved to France, to go and live with an ex-patriate Newcastle supporter, oddly enough.

 

They're probably bumming each other's faces off RIGHT NOW as it happens.

 

:lol:

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Is it that Birmingham chap?Barry something?

 

he prefers to go by the name "brummie" I believe

 

Fat Barry Austin, holder of two Birmingham City season tickets.

 

I recently heard he's moved to France, to go and live with an ex-patriate Newcastle supporter, oddly enough.

 

They're probably bumming each other's faces off RIGHT NOW as it happens.

 

:lol:

 

I thought Decky said he had a girlfriend?

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Is this the horrific mess, who has 9 pints with his vindaloo alone?

 

hehe, btw, I am the exact opposite of this beast! He hides behind buses, I hide behind lamp posts!

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