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This Monkey Programme on C4..


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I want one of those monkeys :kinnear:

 

What for? You'd only end up spanking it silly.

 

I want to put it in a dress, take it to the shops and scream "LOOK AT MY BABY!!"

 

:lol: I can see I'm going to have to download this programme from 4OD at the weekend.

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Is it the law of averages that due to the population size, America has shit loads of maniacs? This is fucked up

 

And a shit load of people with monkeys,  :lol:

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They all had issues.

 

Young matey with his girlfriend was blatantly gay (and hiding it badly) and obviously had big problems with his dad.

 

Woman with 5 monkeys blatantly had some massive mental breakdown when she split up with her ex and stopped seeing his kids.

 

The woman from the old couple blatantly tried to stop all her kids from leaving home and fell out with them/stopped speaking to them when they did.

 

The dog was nearly breaking that poor baby monkeys head when he was licking it! That monkey will have been murdered by the dog by now.

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I forgot I posted this. Totally mad programme..

 

'I cannot believe they won't let our child in that restaurant! I know children that behave worse than ours! And ours is a monkey!'

 

Food hygiene.. you dumb fuck.

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They all had issues.

 

Young matey with his girlfriend was blatantly gay (and hiding it badly) and obviously had big problems with his dad.

 

Woman with 5 monkeys blatantly had some massive mental breakdown when she split up with her ex and stopped seeing his kids.

 

The woman from the old couple blatantly tried to stop all her kids from leaving home and fell out with them/stopped speaking to them when they did.

 

The dog was nearly breaking that poor baby monkeys head when he was licking it! That monkey will have been murdered by the dog by now.

 

She is the one I seen, she defo tried to stop her kids leaving home and smothered them with over the top love, see her new monkey for details.

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They all had issues.

 

Young matey with his girlfriend was blatantly gay (and hiding it badly) and obviously had big problems with his dad.

 

Woman with 5 monkeys blatantly had some massive mental breakdown when she split up with her ex and stopped seeing his kids.

 

The woman from the old couple blatantly tried to stop all her kids from leaving home and fell out with them/stopped speaking to them when they did.

 

The dog was nearly breaking that poor baby monkeys head when he was licking it! That monkey will have been murdered by the dog by now.

 

She is the one I seen, she defo tried to stop her kids leaving home and smothered them with over the top love, see her new monkey for details.

 

and the old man kept tonguing the poor little fucker!

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