Internet Meltdowns

[ElDiablo]

Anyone read any funny ones?

 

Can be serious or not. Read this one earlier and immediately thought of JJC.

 

"You make me sick the lot of you. Just because someone is a little different they get ridiculed and bullied, yeah so what I'd damn and blast my cousin if she was up for it. It's you who is weird for saying you wouldn't especially if she or (he for females) is hot and willing. I probably will do it and I'll think of you while I'm doin it and laugh at you. Yeah I go out at night when I can't sleep and find something to do, I could easily go out robbing or vandalising but I don't, I completely innocently just walk around, yeah I'll probably spy on people if they are up and about at that time but that's interesting to me. Okay I stole some underwear and wanked in them but don't even act like you've never done that or at least worn womens underwear (I didn't but many men do). The woman probably didn't even miss them to be honest. I moved the rest of the washing along so that there wasn't a space for her to notice and they weren't even fancy ones.

 

Point is that anything I did was victimless and so I shouldn't have thread created about me being a "weirdo" especially by somebody who looks like an italian Where's Wally. Then I get people not respecting my valid opinion on other things just because I'm honest. There are probably people around this forum who are even weirder but just keep it to themselves because they are ashamed of themselves. It's better to be hated for someone you are than to be loved for someone you aren't.

 

Just ban me already and delete my account on the forum."

[GM]

 

"You make me sick the lot of you. Just because someone is a little different they get ridiculed and bullied, yeah so what I'd damn and blast my cousin if she was up for it. It's you who is weird for saying you wouldn't especially if she or (he for females) is hot and willing. I probably will do it and I'll think of you while I'm doin it and laugh at you. Yeah I go out at night when I can't sleep and find something to do, I could easily go out robbing or vandalising but I don't, I completely innocently just walk around, yeah I'll probably spy on people if they are up and about at that time but that's interesting to me. Okay I stole some underwear and wanked in them but don't even act like you've never done that or at least worn womens underwear (I didn't but many men do). The woman probably didn't even miss them to be honest. I moved the rest of the washing along so that there wasn't a space for her to notice and they weren't even fancy ones.

 

Point is that anything I did was victimless and so I shouldn't have thread created about me being a "weirdo" especially by somebody who looks like an italian Where's Wally. Then I get people not respecting my valid opinion on other things just because I'm honest. There are probably people around this forum who are even weirder but just keep it to themselves because they are ashamed of themselves. It's better to be hated for someone you are than to be loved for someone you aren't.

 

Just ban me already and delete my account on the forum."

 

I thought I'd deleted this post.

[ElDiablo]

The funny thing is the bloke username is "The Dave".

[LiquidAK]

Anyone read any funny ones?

 

Can be serious or not. Read this one earlier and immediately thought of JJC.

 

"You make me sick the lot of you. Just because someone is a little different they get ridiculed and bullied, yeah so what I'd damn and blast my cousin if she was up for it. It's you who is weird for saying you wouldn't especially if she or (he for females) is hot and willing. I probably will do it and I'll think of you while I'm doin it and laugh at you. Yeah I go out at night when I can't sleep and find something to do, I could easily go out robbing or vandalising but I don't, I completely innocently just walk around, yeah I'll probably spy on people if they are up and about at that time but that's interesting to me. Okay I stole some underwear and wanked in them but don't even act like you've never done that or at least worn womens underwear (I didn't but many men do). The woman probably didn't even miss them to be honest. I moved the rest of the washing along so that there wasn't a space for her to notice and they weren't even fancy ones.

 

Point is that anything I did was victimless and so I shouldn't have thread created about me being a "weirdo" especially by somebody who looks like an italian Where's Wally. Then I get people not respecting my valid opinion on other things just because I'm honest. There are probably people around this forum who are even weirder but just keep it to themselves because they are ashamed of themselves. It's better to be hated for someone you are than to be loved for someone you aren't.

 

Just ban me already and delete my account on the forum."

 

That bit got me.

[BlueStar]

Vic went straight down the tunnel a good few times before he finally lost his mind altogether, some of those were funny in a kind of tragicomedy sort of way.