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"Who's the Geordie in defence

In defence, in defence

Who's the Geordie in defence,

Steven Taylor!

He grew up in Whitley Bay

Whitley Bay, Whitley Bay

Steven Taylor.."

 

"Ohh Habib Beye,

We signed him from Marseille,

And in wooorrrr defence,

He's fucking immense"

 

"Some come on and the Geordies sing,

We know we're gonna wiiiin,

Geordie boys will, drink where ever we go,

Don't wanna go home!

I don't wanna go home!

This is the best trip we've ever been on..."

 

"Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey

Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury

No said Joe I don't think so,

But I've heard of The Leazes aggro!"

 

"We've travelled far and wide,

Ukraine to Merseyside,

But theres only one place, I want to be,

It's in the Leazes End, Where Geordies never end

And all the Chelsea fans lie dead at our feet."

 

"Some call us Newcastle United,

Some call us the cream of the land,

And heres to Bobby Moncur,

The fairs cup in his hands,

We're better than Glasgow Rangers,

We're better than Celtic too,

And if you don't support us you must be a Sun'lund,

Joe Joe Joe Harvey..."

 

"We are the Geordies,

The Cock of the North,

We all hate Sun'lund,

And 'Boro of course (and Leeds!)

We all drink whiskey and Newcastle brown,

The Geordie boys are in town,

Naa, na, na.. Na na na na na na TOON!"

 

"If you want to go to heaven when you die

If you want to go to heaven when you die

You must wear a black and white bonnet

With Newcastle written on it

If you want to go to heaven when you die.."

 

"If your proud to be a Geordie clap yer hands (clap clap)

If your proud to be a Geordie clap yer hands (clap clap)

If your proud to be a Geordie, proud to be a Geordie

Proud to be a Geordie clap yer hands! (clap clap clap clap clap)"

 

"We will follow United over land and sea

We will follow United into history

We hate Nottingham Forest, we hate Sunderland too

We hate Man United, but Newcastle we love you

All together now..."

 

"What shall we do with a drunken Mackem?

What shall we do with a drunken Mackem?

What shall we do with a drunken Mackem?

Early in the morning.

Kick him in the c**t until hes sober,

Kick him in the c**t until hes sober,

Kick him in the c**t until hes sober,

Early in the morning.."

 

"We were drunk last night and drunk the night before,

Tonight we'll get drunk like we've never been before,

And when we drink we're as happy as can be

Cos we are the drunk and disorderly

 

DRINK DRINK wherever we may be

We are the drunk and disorderly

and when we drink were as happy as can be

Cos we are the drunk and disorderly..

 

I was in court last week and the judge said to me,

You are the Scum of society,

I said to him 'Wey what can you dee',

We are the drunk and disorderly "

 

 

"Whos that team they call United,

Whos that team we all adore,

Oh they play in in Black and White,

And were aren't allowed to fight,

We'll support you ever more"

 

"When i wake up,

Well i know i'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the mag whos goin to the toon,

When i get drunk,

Well i know ime gonna be,

I'm gonna be the mag whos gettin drunk with you,

When i'm standin,

Well i know i'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be be the mag whos standin next to you,

Well I would walk 500 miles,

And I would walk 500 more,

To be the mag to walk 1000 miles,

Just to see Newcastle score!"

 

"I wanna be a Magpie Ranger,

I wanna be a Magpie Ranger,

Only live for Sex and Danger,

Only live for Sex and Danger,

Go leeeeeeft, go left,

Go left, right, left,

Go left, go right, go pick up your stride go left, go right, go left!"

 

"This club is my club,

Made out of two clubs,

To form United,

Oh what a great club,

We'll always be there,

Lose, win, we don't care,

We are the Geordies of NUFC..

 

Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey

Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury

No said Joe I don't think so,

But I've heard of The Leazes aggro

 

We've travelled far and wide,

We've been to Merseyside,

But theres only one place, I want to be,

It's in the Leazes End, Where Geordies never end

And all the Chelsea fans lie dead at our feet.

 

Some call us Newcastle United,

Some call us the cream of the land,

And heres to Bobby Moncur,

The fairs cup in his hands,

We're better than Glasgow Rangers,

We're better than Celtic too,

And if you don't support us you must be a Sun'lund,

Joe Joe Joe Harvey

 

heres a slant on the gers song........... copeland road:-

 

As I was walking down Barrack Road I saw a bunch of strangers;

They said to me it is plain to see youre in the famous Magpie Rangers.

So I took them to St James's Park to see the flags unfurl;

The boys sang loud and the Magpie crowd showed they are the best fans in the world

 

U-N-I -- T-E-D

Theres only one UNITED and it's NUFC

 

To hell with Sheff United

To hell with Boro too

We're gunna fight fight fight for Uniiited

Til we win the football league

 

Anarchy in the UK:

 

I am a geordie lad

and I hate sunderland

I know what I want

and I know how to get it

I wanna destroy the championship

Cos Ayeeeeeee

Wanna beeeeeeee

Tooon Armmy . . .

 

Oh were the geordies

The super geordies

Were Newcastle

They say we win no trophies

Tell us something we dont know

We follow our newcastle

Through the rain the sleet or snow

 

Im a geordie

Im a geordie

Going Up

Going Up

Im a magpie

Im a magpie

Going Up

Going Up

 

Add new songs or old ones please . . .

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Oooooooh!

Ranger Boy I tell 'em

Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy

Oooooooh!

He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh!

 

[Chorus: x2]

Ranger Boy off in this hoe.

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him oh!

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then superman that hoe!

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

 

 

[Verse 1:]

Ranger boy off in this hoe

Watch him shoot and watch him rock

Superman that hoe

Now watch him sink that scouser Kop

Super fresh, now watch him jock

Jocking on them mackems man

When he shoots that ball in goal

He leans to left and shoots that goal

(Now youuu)

He's pissing on them bitches ass

And if we get the goal

Then he's pissing on yo bitch

You catch him at yo local party

He's drinkin' at it every day

Haterz get mad cause

He's got straight bananas.

 

[Chorus x2]

 

[Verse 2:]

He's bouncin' on his toes

Watch him super soak that hoe

He's gonna pass it to the Vukick

And he's gonna shoot it in for sho!

 

Haterz wanna be him

Ranger Boy, he's the man

They be lookin' at his feet

But they be movin' too fast man, man

Watch him do it, watch him do it

Shoot, shoot

Let's get to it, let's get to it

 

Nope, you can't do it like him

Dope, so don't do it like him

Folk, I see you tryna do it like him

Man that damn was ugly

 

[Chorus x2]

 

He's off to finish off this hoe

Watch him shoot and

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then Superman that hoe,

Super soak that hoe [x9]

He's to fresh for this hoe

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

And Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman that Bitch

(Awwwwwww) (You)

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Oooooooh!

Ranger Boy I tell 'em

Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy

Oooooooh!

He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh!

 

[Chorus: x2]

Ranger Boy off in this hoe.

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him oh!

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then superman that hoe!

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

 

 

[Verse 1:]

Ranger boy off in this hoe

Watch him shoot and watch him rock

Superman that hoe

Now watch him sink that scouser Kop

Super fresh, now watch him jock

Jocking on them mackems man

When he shoots that ball in goal

He leans to left and shoots that goal

(Now youuu)

He's pissing on them bitches ass

And if we get the goal

Then he's pissing on yo bitch

You catch him at yo local party

He's drinkin' at it every day

Haterz get mad cause

He's got straight bananas.

 

[Chorus x2]

 

[Verse 2:]

He's bouncin' on his toes

Watch him super soak that hoe

He's gonna pass it to the Vukick

And he's gonna shoot it in for sho!

 

Haterz wanna be him

Ranger Boy, he's the man

They be lookin' at his feet

But they be movin' too fast man, man

Watch him do it, watch him do it

Shoot, shoot

Let's get to it, let's get to it

 

Nope, you can't do it like him

Dope, so don't do it like him

Folk, I see you tryna do it like him

Man that damn was ugly

 

[Chorus x2]

 

He's off to finish off this hoe

Watch him shoot and

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then Superman that hoe,

Super soak that hoe [x9]

He's to fresh for this hoe

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

And Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman that Bitch

(Awwwwwww) (You)

 

The best.

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Oooooooh!

Ranger Boy I tell 'em

Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy

Oooooooh!

He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh!

 

[Chorus: x2]

Ranger Boy off in this hoe.

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him oh!

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then superman that hoe!

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

 

 

[Verse 1:]

Ranger boy off in this hoe

Watch him shoot and watch him rock

Superman that hoe

Now watch him sink that scouser Kop

Super fresh, now watch him jock

Jocking on them mackems man

When he shoots that ball in goal

He leans to left and shoots that goal

(Now youuu)

He's pissing on them bitches ass

And if we get the goal

Then he's pissing on yo bitch

You catch him at yo local party

He's drinkin' at it every day

Haterz get mad cause

He's got straight bananas.

 

[Chorus x2]

 

[Verse 2:]

He's bouncin' on his toes

Watch him super soak that hoe

He's gonna pass it to the Vukick

And he's gonna shoot it in for sho!

 

Haterz wanna be him

Ranger Boy, he's the man

They be lookin' at his feet

But they be movin' too fast man, man

Watch him do it, watch him do it

Shoot, shoot

Let's get to it, let's get to it

 

Nope, you can't do it like him

Dope, so don't do it like him

Folk, I see you tryna do it like him

Man that damn was ugly

 

[Chorus x2]

 

He's off to finish off this hoe

Watch him shoot and

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then Superman that hoe,

Super soak that hoe [x9]

He's to fresh for this hoe

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

And Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch,

Superman that Bitch

(Awwwwwww) (You)

 

:clap:

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Don't know where we're going,

got no way of knowing,

supporting the team wherever they go,

 

Singing for a living,

hoping that we're winning,

filling grounds wherever we go,

 

And we don't take shit from anyone,

the only thing we want is to do is have some fun,

 

We're white and black,

black and white,

the geordie boys are up for a promotion fight.

 

(although the last line needs a bit of work on)

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I bleed, black and white

I am aaa mackem hater

I know what i want

And i know how to get it

I wanna destroy the SOS (?)

Cos Ayeeeeeee

Wanna beeeeeeee

A Maaaagpiiiiieeee

 

(Anarchy in the UK)

 

:coolsmiley:

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Whos that team they call United,

Whos that team we all adore,

Oh they play in in Black and White,

And were aren't allowed to fight,

We'll support you ever more"

 

:rolleyes:

 

Forty Geordies went to Rome,

Just to see the Pope

Forty Geordies went to Rome,

Just to see the Pope

And this is what he saiiiiiiiid

 

"Whose that team they call Newcastle?

Whose that team they all adore?

Because they play in black and white

And they're fucking dynamite

And we'll support Newcastle ever more

 

We are Black

We are White

We are Fucking Dynamite

 

(TOON TOON)

 

official AU song of Newcastle University (although they change it to Blue & White)

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To be fair that was s*** on the TU site and it's s*** now haha.

 

Try getting something which fits to the tune.

 

From someone who posted this tripe,

 

"Whos that team they call United,

Whos that team we all adore,

Oh they play in in Black and White,

And were aren't allowed to fight,

We'll support you ever more"

 

it's a bit rich.

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To be fair that was s*** on the TU site and it's s*** now haha.

 

Try getting something which fits to the tune.

 

To be fair , I fucked up. I copied this from a topic on the TU.

 

From someone who posted this tripe,

 

"Whos that team they call United,

Whos that team we all adore,

Oh they play in in Black and White,

And were aren't allowed to fight,

We'll support you ever more"

 

it's a bit rich.

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E-I-E-I-E-I-O

Up the Championship we go

When we get to Blackpool

This is what we'll sing

We are Geordies, super Geordies

Shearer/Martinez/Danny Wilson* is our king!

 

 

 

 

 

* delete as appropriate

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"What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor

What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor

What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor?

Early in the morning.

 

Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks

Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks

Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks

Always flew past Given.

 

Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them

Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them

Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them

Early in the morning.

 

Way hay, and up she rises.

Way hay, and up she rises.

Way hay, and up she rises.

All land in the Leazes.

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"What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor

What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor

What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor?

Early in the morning.

 

Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks

Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks

Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks

Always flew past Given.

 

Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them

Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them

Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them

Early in the morning.

 

Way hay, and up she rises.

Way hay, and up she rises.

Way hay, and up she rises.

All land in the Leazes.

 

:mackems:

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