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What do your 3 last received SMS messages say?

 

Mine:

 

"That Claude's whacked on weight since last year. Doesn't look well to me".

 

and

 

"I'm on one now, hope it doesn't take ages"

 

and

 

"The fat arsed, one paced CUNT".

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"Cumin pub l8er?"

"What u doin tonight?"

"They gave me a warning, so just gta decide wether to stay or hand my notice in! Lol x x x"

 

Awesome.

 

Do you reckon he/she will stay or quit?

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"fuck you, veggie twat, theres only going to be MEAT"

 

"fucked econ up, hw did you do, i bet you aced it you wanker"

 

"good luck in your exam, yesterday was ok but ***** was as xpected and bitchy, hope youre coming to ******'s on friday xx"

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"Cumin pub l8er?"

"What u doin tonight?"

"They gave me a warning, so just gta decide wether to stay or hand my notice in! Lol x x x"

 

Awesome.

 

Do you reckon he/she will stay or quit?

 

He'll stay. Trust.

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'Michael, still want a diplo ticket? Im buying them tomorrow. They are 12 squid. Grand. x'

 

'No problem if not, but do you want to work my shift tomorrow?'

 

'Haha, just got your first text. My lady pizza was amazing! You feel free to get me something tasty. Im open to suggestion. x'

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'Have u got a job yet for the summer?'

 

'Got absolutely slaughtered, they got 210/5 and we were 107/3, considering the beating we did well to come away with 3 points.'

 

'Hey, cool! Well would like to get some work done in the morning but it's up to u, what time do you think? I'm thinking perhaps 3ish? Not bothered to c'all. Plus its gonna be packed!!! Bit nervous about getting squashed x '

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"Orange vous accompagne au Royaume Uni. Appels vers la France:+33 au lieu de 0. En local le +44. Messagerie: 888 et Service Client: 722"

 

"Do you want to meet tmrw instead? Don't want to rush you."

 

"Everybody is there except me, Max and the Georgian DJ. I said to Haruna yesterday just call and ask! :)"

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"I hadnt thort about that! Il go 2 my gp 2mo 2 ask probs do the same! Xx"

 

"No worries im on it. Made a tun of vodka jelly to. X"

 

"Still on?"

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'Well then, I'll ring soon'

 

Whatever you want? x

 

Hi jon, lookin 4ward to ya movin in , borin here m8, its guna b a good laf man'

 

 

 

 

Second looks sexually promising, it wasn't

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"Awesome, both Boro and Newcastle have got byes in the first round of the carling cup as we're both 'big clubs'"

 

"Bruce confirmed as Sunderland manager. Some Geordie him like."

 

"Hmm the whole situation is driving me crazy, it's not good! How was footy?"

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"Awesome, both Boro and Newcastle have got byes in the first round of the carling cup as we're both 'big clubs'"

 

"Bruce confirmed as Sunderland manager. Some Geordie him like."

 

"Hmm the whole situation is driving me crazy, it's not good! How was footy?"

 

Jesus Christ, Wullie.

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"Awesome, both Boro and Newcastle have got byes in the first round of the carling cup as we're both 'big clubs'"

 

"Bruce confirmed as Sunderland manager. Some Geordie him like."

 

"Hmm the whole situation is driving me crazy, it's not good! How was footy?"

 

Jesus Christ, Wullie.

 

:lol: What?

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"Awesome, both Boro and Newcastle have got byes in the first round of the carling cup as we're both 'big clubs'"

 

"Bruce confirmed as Sunderland manager. Some Geordie him like."

 

"Hmm the whole situation is driving me crazy, it's not good! How was footy?"

 

Jesus Christ, Wullie.

 

:lol: What?

 

You know what.

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I'm coming up their now

 

Turn it down or I'll come up their

 

Chris can you turn your tv down, I can hear it downstairs. love mam. x

 

:lol: , you could really piss your mam off by texting her back saying btw its 'there' not 'their' but be warned you must quickly barricade your door up cause there's nowt worse than a rampaging mam.

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"I know i noticed that lol. Just think it will all be over and done with on friday :)"

 

"Broke again. Pfft. Speak to u 2moro mate, nite!" (If Duff11 reads this, sorry I didn't reply mate...)

 

"Watchin news lol. Nm. Up to much this weekend?"

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"alright matt sorry to bother you if you're asleep. i can give you a lift back on saturday if you want cos i'm not going out anymore. i found a leeds fest ticket and need to save my money ha ha x"

 

"Hey you out tonite"

 

"Thanks for coming round had really good night hope you enjoyed it too x"

 

 

 

:dontknow:

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"You fancy too many people :-D"

 

"Woooo BB i forgot. Awesome. There was a proper slut in the paper last week cos she was going in, awesome. What dya mean one of our adams? haha x"

 

"Loll i fell asleep mid wank last night x"

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'I know, the driver had to drop one of the people on the bus pff there, next stop is durham, then central station will give you a ring when at durham x x'

 

At scotch corner now babe

 

x

 

 

FAb. Sounds good I'm sure it will be a lot better than my efforts to date!

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