oldtype Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Aside from supporting the Toon, I mean. Just to kick things off... So I'm walking out of this used game store today and this kid asks me if I can help him sell a couple discs because the store won't buy from anyone who's under 18. I was in a good mood so I said yeah and took his stuff inside. Store was a bit crowded but I got to the register soon enough and the clerk pops the case open and a porn disc pops right out. Thank God I wasn't in my neighborhood store so I didn't know anybody there. It wasn't even good porn ffs, just some cheap "Latina Gangbang" shit that you watch when you're 13 because you don't know any better. Needless to say, I got my ass out of the place as fast as I could. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lazlo Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I got caught wanking off my mam. Right on the vinegars as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was at a party a while ago, and a few of us lads thought it would be a funny idea to run around in our underpants for some reason. So (all slightly inebriated) we took everything off bar our shreddies, and as we burst into the crowded room, I failed to notice one of the buttons on my briefs was undone and my cock was poking out of the gap. No-one had the presence of mind (or sense) to take a photo like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Aside from supporting the Toon, I mean. Just to kick things off... So I'm walking out of this used game store today and this kid asks me if I can help him sell a couple discs because the store won't buy from anyone who's under 18. I was in a good mood so I said yeah and took his stuff inside. Store was a bit crowded but I got to the register soon enough and the clerk pops the case open and a porn disc pops right out. Thank God I wasn't in my neighborhood store so I didn't know anybody there. It wasn't even good porn ffs, just some cheap "Latina Gangbang" shit that you watch when you're 13 because you don't know any better. Needless to say, I got my ass out of the place as fast as I could. Kid was probably standing in the corner pissing himself laughing at you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Once upon a time, me and a mate were ditching the last two classes of school. Went on the bus to get back home, and started discussing the teacher we would've had in English had we stayed, calling her a stuck-up bitch and such. Then, when we're about to go off, we realize that the principal (who was the teacher's husband) was sitting behind us. I'll never forget the face and reaction my mate had when he realized who it was, first almost falling backwards into the bus, then running as fuck to get out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was at a party a while ago, and a few of us lads thought it would be a funny idea to run around in our underpants for some reason. So (all slightly inebriated) we took everything off bar our shreddies, and as we burst into the crowded room, I failed to notice one of the buttons on my briefs was undone and my cock was poking out of the gap. No-one had the presence of mind (or sense) to take a photo like. Nothing beats running around in your underwear when you're drunk like. http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v291/235/38/567180612/n567180612_3100594_4618.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was at a party a while ago, and a few of us lads thought it would be a funny idea to run around in our underpants for some reason. Yorkie invite you to this party? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was at a party a while ago, and a few of us lads thought it would be a funny idea to run around in our underpants for some reason. Yorkie invite you to this party? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I had been in hospital for weeks on end after loads of operations, I was due to be released but then managed to get a stomach bug so they kept me in, trying to take a crap and night nurse walking in mid wipe. didn;t seem to bother her but i was :blush: :blush: :blush: She just walked in and out talking to me. I moved over and shut the door for privacy, then she came straight back in talking as if the door was never shut. She doen that a few times until i was released. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I got caught wanking off my mam. By your dad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I had been in hospital for weeks on end after loads of operations, I was due to be released but then managed to get a stomach bug so they kept me in, trying to take a crap and night nurse walking in mid wipe. didn;t seem to bother her but i was :blush: :blush: :blush: She just walked in and out talking to me. I moved over and shut the door for privacy, then she came straight back in talking as if the door was never shut. She doen that a few times until i was released. she was a shit flirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 School trip to Iceland with the girls' school, on the first day, I hop out of the sauna and try to get into the pool as fast as possible (because the air is shit cold) and stack it rather badly and embarassingly. Doesn't help that it was coincidentally caught on film. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was at a party a while ago, and a few of us lads thought it would be a funny idea to run around in our underpants for some reason. Yorkie invite you to this party? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy. Honest to God. One poster makes one of the most homoerotic posts about themselves ever witnessed on the forum, and someone quotes it and references me. Ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I've never, ever, ever done anything embarassing. Ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was working at the ground, and called a lady mate. She wasn't amused. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 So anyway yeah, i was in this eleven-some with ten other lads and i forgot to take my high-heels off before we started. Was embarrassing as fuck but the most amazing night of my life at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 There. Hope that's satisfied everyone's rampant gaydars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Pics or it didn't happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I sent a text to my brothers mate that wasnt meant for him, was difficult to explain i wasnt coming onto him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I sent "I want to cum in yo ass" to everyone in my phone book. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I sent "I want to cum in yo ass" to everyone in my phone book. Obviously hopeful of a reply. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 oh, just to top off what's already been a fucking dreadful day, I've just left my iPod in a cab. Fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 oh, just to top off what's already been a fucking dreadful day, I've just left my iPod in a cab. Fucking hell. Just ask Nixon for it back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Wrote out a text meant to be sent to one of my mates who was a girl, mentioning a secret she had told me, and also mentioning a secret I had told her, which was essentially that I liked this girl. That was the girl I accidently sent it to. Such an awkward phonecall trying to explain that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I miss back when I was young and love was simple. First time I told a girl I liked her I'd bought this really cute gift and called her up to give it to her, but when she showed up I chickened out massively and literally went running full speed in the other direction Naturally, that didn't go so well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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