Kaizero Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Personally, I'm a fan of footy videos with football poems being read to mood setting music. So I decided to make this topic for adding your favourite football poems My favourite is the one below, I've translated it personally as it's originally in Norwegian. So if any words don't make sense in the setting, it's 'cause I'm shit, okay? Before the defeat, there was chances. Before the chances, there was hope. Before the explanations, there was a plan. Before the plan, there were hopes for a top half performance. A massive chance before a penalty. Standing ovations before the boos. A beautiful goal before three against. Before the offside was called, cheers of joy. Before the red card, a yellow. Before the keeper makes a mistake, just a keeper. Before the manager change, full confidence from the board. Before the relegation, a theoretical chance of survival. It's never over, it never ends. After half time there is a new half, after the second half there is added time. After added time, another few seconds. After the match, another match. After this season, another season. It never ends, it's never over. Another shot, another tackle, a new forward, a new year. Before the defeat, there were chances. If you for some reason want to watch the video of it since footy vids are banned on here, just go to the site that starts with you and search "før nederlaget" and choose the first video. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 A poem about Dennis Wise Dennis Wise Has beady eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Ro-Bin-Yo When the girl says 'no' Molesta (allegedly) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Michael Owen Used to get the ball flowin'. Yet after an ACL His pace was shot to hell, And now his true colours are showin'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 habib beye im here on the mic creating goal scoring chances is what i like i play for the toon and im now a geordie ive got bare skills like jordi cryuff, not johan hes to good habib beye comes straight out the hood ur a badger, beyeeeee, ur a goat its fuckin cold up north i need a coat with a mic and a ball im jus too skilled and lyrically u jus got killed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 there once was a striker , viduka the thought of whom now makes me puke-ah. oh, what might've been if good shape he'd been in. he'd have bombed in the goals like a stuka! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 A poem about Dennis Wise Dennis Wise Has beady eyes And his knees are 2 cms below his thighs Who can add on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 mike ashley is a cunt. as is joe kinnear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 A poem about Dennis Wise Dennis Wise Has beady eyes And his knees are 2 cms below his thighs his wobbly peepers give me the jeepers Who can add on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 A fat fucking cunt named Mike Ashley often tended to act rather rashly with diligence due he forgot to review the club's debts, and the bastard couldn't even end on a rhyme. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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