Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Go on, then. Could use some cheering up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Wore a scarf indoors. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Wore a scarf indoors. Oh, fuck off. I want some proper humiliation here. Think of it as a type of therapy. A really shitty type. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Ate loads and when the time to shit it out came, I held it in for a while, must have been out somewhere. Anyway, went for a shit, was the size of a small child, ripped my arsehole in 2 and gave me 2 lovely anal fissures. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Rolled over a few car bonnets at traffic lights whilst having my headphones in. Happened more than once tbh, its just more embarassing than anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Wore a scarf indoors. Oh, fuck off. I want some proper humiliation here. Think of it as a type of therapy. A really shitty type. I was on the money then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Crashed my car into a building pissed off my face, lost my licence for 15 months. Finally got it back in February Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Rang up a girl I quite liked the first time I was properly pissed to tell her I loved her, it was recorded on video camera. It haunts me that I dont know where the video is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Rang up a girl I quite liked the first time I was properly pissed to tell her I loved her, it was recorded on video camera. It haunts me that I dont know where the video is. Could be worse, you could be Sree and do it on national TV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Ate loads and when the time to shit it out came, I held it in for a while, must have been out somewhere. Anyway, went for a shit, was the size of a small child, ripped my arsehole in 2 and gave me 2 lovely anal fissures. I had to take an emergency dump in the middle of the street in Stuttgart just after Galatasaray won the UEFA Cup. It was quite surreal as cars full of mentals waving Turkey flags flew round me while I was trying to work out how I was going to clean up. This isn't the stupidest thing I've done, but I thought I'd share. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Could you not have went somewhere more discreet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Crashed my car into a building pissed off my face, lost my licence for 15 months. Finally got it back in February This is canny stupid. I think you're in the lead so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Could you not have went somewhere more discreet? It was on a traffic island, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Crashed my car into a building pissed off my face, lost my licence for 15 months. Finally got it back in February This is canny stupid. I think you're in the lead so far. Is there a prize? If there is I just might post my stupidest thing.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Rang up a girl I quite liked the first time I was properly pissed to tell her I loved her, it was recorded on video camera. It haunts me that I dont know where the video is. I did this once, except I called and her dad answered the phone and I blurted out, "I really like your daughter, Mr. Allen!" Amazingly enough, the girl is question found this quite endearing rather than fucking idiotic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Crashed my car into a building pissed off my face, lost my licence for 15 months. Finally got it back in February This is canny stupid. I think you're in the lead so far. Is there a prize? If there is I just might post my stupidest thing.... Alright. There is a prize. If there is a big enough, good enough response from the N-O folk, I will send the winner something good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Once on the piss back when I was 15, we were set up at a pub for a private party as we knew the owner (naturally illegal for pub owners to serve minors, let alone close the pub down for a bunch of them), me and a mate (for some reason) found it amusing to go into the road when cars came driving around to make them stop. We kept doing this a canny few times, and when my mate wanted to lie down on the road when we saw a car in the distance, it was a fucking cop car. Ended up with us legging it before they got out of the car, they didn't chase us, but rather made the bar owner lose his bar license and he had to pay a hefty fine. He still doesn't talk to us almost five years later Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Got really bladdered and started pissing and undoing my trousers in the wrong order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Dumping an ex-girlfriend, who I loved, for literally no reason. Stupidest thing I will EVER do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Held a lighter to a bullet until it went off. Blew a hole right through my mate's dad's shed and left a bit of shrapnel in his hand (my mate, not his dad). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Dumping an ex-girlfriend, who I loved, for literally no reason. Stupidest thing I will EVER do. Held a lighter to a bullet until it went off. Blew a hole right through my mate's dad's shed and left a bit of shrapnel in his hand (my mate, not his dad). These are both very stupid. Keep it up, lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Stole my dads axe, went to chop into my fence, missed and landed it lovingly into my shin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 wrote a car off on the A184 at about 1.30am. Was knackered (hadn't drank or owt) and was going back to Chester-le-Street from town. Just wanted to get to bed, put me foot down, doing about 80, all was ok, but slowed down for the road splitting to the A1 north and southbound too sharply, the car skidded, tried to turn the wheel the other way in a vain hope to regain control and go north (even though I wanted to go south), the car hit the barrier separating the roads and skidded up, perched on top. If you ever go down there, notice how the barriers have buffers on, whereas they used to go into the ground and slope up. I thought I was the only person capable of achieving such a feat, but apparantly a mate's mate's mate (!) did exactly the same, so the highways agency altered the barrier. I'm sure the car wasn't a write-off when perched on the barrier, it was only when the polis came and called for a recovery vehicle, the guy decided to get it down by climbing in the car, putting his foot down so the back wheels managed to rock, that it came down, f***ing the suspension in the process. The car was only worth £700 like, but I felt like s*** after. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Nixon's mam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Nixon's mam. Oh dear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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