ponsaelius Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/forum/pgePosts.aspx?threadId=520491&boardId=103&clubId=55 *Adult Material* NSFW!1!!!!!!1!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Top reading. Definitely not safe for work though! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 aye, worth a chuckle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 There was some funny lines in that, but in all I was mainly deeply disturbed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 There was some funny lines in that, but in all I was mainly deeply disturbed. While I was disturbed, I found it funnier than I did repulsed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/forum/pgePosts.aspx?threadId=520491&boardId=103&clubId=55 *Adult Material* NSFW!1!!!!!!1!! Quality!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Beyond disturbing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Not enough battery-related-science for my taste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 He's written it brilliantly tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 How could somebody who is so mashed on pills get such a massive hard on.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Cracked me up like, very well written and funny along with sickening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 How could somebody who is so mashed on pills get such a massive hard on.. Thats what i was thinking aswell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Thats what happened to King Dong! Class! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 WTF. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Why am i actually feeling pain? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Jesus fucking Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Why am i actually feeling pain? cos your called russel ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 "He then, like cave man, went 'Uunnhhhhhnnnghhhhuuuhhhhhhhhhggghh' and flopped on the bed, like a grizzly bear shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart." My favourite line. Quality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Seriously, who has a threesome with one of their male friends? Fuck that, to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 He can really paint a picture with words. Horrible, horrible pictures. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 It wouldn't surprise me to hear that Jimbobski posts on here under the username "Wullie". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 It wouldn't surprise me to hear that Jimbobski posts on here under the username "Wullie". nah. the story siad he'd had a girlfriend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Cheeky cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SupermacTheLegend Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Lovely peice of bedtime reading me thinks, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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