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As a sort of counterpoint to The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done: what have you done that you're most proud of?

 

FYP. :smug:

 

That's it!?!

 

Surely you've done something better than that?

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Becoming a father,it would have to be.Once saved a woman's life,she had a massive asthma attack,and i legged it asking randoms if they had an inhaler,got one off some chap,then i lay her in the recovery position,adminstered her taking in the inhaler,then left her with some people,whilst i ran 400 metres in about a minute to the nearest phone box,to call an ambulance.(Obviously pre mobile days!)

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Becoming a father,it would have to be.Once saved a woman's life,she had a massive asthma attack,and i legged it asking randoms if they had an inhaler,got one off some chap,then i lay her in the recovery position,adminstered her taking in the inhaler,then left her with some people,whilst i ran 400 metres in about a minute to the nearest phone box,to call an ambulance.(Obviously pre mobile days!)

 

Wow! I mean, you ran. :yikes:

 

Personally, I've nothing quite as spectacular. I made a fiver in half an hour's busking once at a bus station in Barcelona. And when I finished my novel, I was quite happy with myself: but really, that just involves sitting down and writing words every day for months.

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Becoming a father,it would have to be.Once saved a woman's life,she had a massive asthma attack,and i legged it asking randoms if they had an inhaler,got one off some chap,then i lay her in the recovery position,adminstered her taking in the inhaler,then left her with some people,whilst i ran 400 metres in about a minute to the nearest phone box,to call an ambulance.(Obviously pre mobile days!)

 

Wow! I mean, you ran. :yikes:

 

Personally, I've nothing quite as spectacular. I made a fiver in half an hour's busking once at a bus station in Barcelona. And when I finished my novel, I was quite happy with myself: but really, that just involves sitting down and writing words every day for months.

 

I was slim and 16 at the time mate,sprinted is probably a better description.

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I called to see if your back was still aligned, and your sheets were still growing grass...out of the corner of your bed?

 

but you've got to much to bear on you're sleeve, it's too much to do with me and secretly I want to bury in the yard, the great remains of a friendship scarred.

 

you say you're still in love, if it's true - what can be done?

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I called to see if your back was still aligned, and your sheets were still growing grass...out of the corner of your bed?

 

but you've got to much to bear on you're sleeve, it's too much to do with me and secretly I want to bury in the yard, the great remains of a friendship scarred.

 

you say you're still in love, if it's true - what can be done?

 

Your greatest achievememt was becoming a member of The Shins?

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Kids are such a wank excuse of an achievement. Yes, they're fun and good and you can mould them into a better version of yourself, but ultimately, i could go make a kid in the next 10 minutes if i wanted to. Also, if this was an achievement, charver scum would be pillars of the community due to their excessive child making abilities.

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One that stands out is winning the Kent League division one, and scoring the goal that won us the league. A goal I'll never forget, I'm a short, fast striker so naturally am shit at heading, but on this occasion I lept like a salmon just inside the area and got a bullet header into the far corner. Never been involved in a team reaction to a goal like that before and I doubt I will again, amazing.

 

I'm sure there are other more important things, but we worked our arses off all season doing the most horrible fitness work that it almost began to feel like a job at times, and an unpaid one at that...

 

Fucking lush trophy at the end of it as well  :smug:

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