Kaizero Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Especially the part where Loki kills Balder and Ragnarok. Hit me up on PM if you think you know your stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Apparently Balder called Loki's wife a 'fat slag' outside Asda and shit popped off from there. You're welcome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Just look in Wikipedia FFS - there are pages on that stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Just look in Wikipedia FFS - there are pages on that stuff Wikipedia now says that Balder was an original member of Guns N' Roses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Just look in Wikipedia FFS - there are pages on that stuff I wouldn't ask here if I'd not already looked through Wikipedia, would I? There's nowt what I was interested in there, just brief mentions of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Tore Andre Flo was a good footballer. All Swedish women are good looking. etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 This has to win thread title of the year non? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ask Nick Griffin, he likes the Norse people, apparently they're British. Geography isn't his strong point, although that's not saying much as I'm not sure what is. Looking in two different directions at the same time, perhaps? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 There is a prophecy that Baldur "the beautiful" will die. He is loved above all of the gods... so the gods go about asking all of the plants, animals, rocks and springs of the different worlds to swear that they will not harm or kill Baldur. Loki hears of this and is raging with jealousy and also likes to show everyone up. He finds out the gods didn't ask Mistletoe (yes the plant). So he makes an arrow out of misteltoe and puts his plan into motion. The gods gather for a party and Loki starts getting them all to "try" to kill Baldur... and they can't. Metal won't pierce his flesh, dogs won't bite, rocks shatter, etc. Then for the big grand finale of this "fun" (remember these are vikings who have a different sense of fun). Loki gets Hodur "the Blind" (another god and Baldur's brother incidentally) to try to shoot him with an arrow - the gods laugh loud at this (he's blind - ho ho), but Loki helps him aim and arms him with the arrow made of mistletoe and sure enough Baldur is killed. The gods cry and Loki laughs and laughs... evil f*ck. Ragnarok is the end of the world. Basically the gods (and giants and elves) kill eachother the sun goes out and teh world serpent swallows us whole. Next question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 does ben affleck play that one too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wasn't Loki the radgie gadgie stuck inside Jim Carey's mask? mmmmmmmmmm Cameron Diaz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 The Vikings celebrated birthdays by giving each other gay pictures of men. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Weren't they best mates, both with girlfriends but got a bit carried away and bummed? Or was that Hollyoaks? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 The Vikings celebrated birthdays by giving each other gay pictures of men. Which, shown by Kaizero, is a tradition still going strong in some parts of Scandinavia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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