Keefaz Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Worst purported 'news' programme I've ever had the sorry fucking misfortune to watch. This evening's outpouring of fuckwittery featured: fat man who looks a bit like Mike Ashley, 'amazing' 28-year old cat, some bird in Ripon (I think) trying to generate a furore from a total non-story about PVC windows, and the fucking news girl telling us that someone at a party once said she looked a bit like the bird from Bridget Jones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Worst purported 'news' programme I've ever had the sorry fucking misfortune to watch. This evening's outpouring of fuckwittery featured: fat man who looks a bit like Mike Ashley, 'amazing' 28-year old cat, some bird in Ripon (I think) trying to generate a furore from a total non-story about PVC windows, and the fucking news girl telling us that someone at a party once said she looked a bit like the bird from Bridget Jones. Sounds like an award winning episode for a change mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Realise that a serious response isn't often what the smartarses round here want to see but this is why the Government wants to hive off a portion of the TV licence fee to subsidise local news on commercial stations. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8102179.stm EDIT: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6499474.ece is a more relevant link. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Realise that a serious response isn't often what the smartarses round here want to see but this is why the Government wants to hive off a portion of the TV licence fee to subsidise local news on commercial stations. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8102179.stm EDIT: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6499474.ece is a more relevant link. A very worthy contribution to this thread, GM. It's a real pleasure to have you onboard HMS Newcastle-Online. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ah, well. I tried. It's clear I'm about as welcome round here as the proverbial fart in a spacesuit. Wish you'd stayed in France. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ah, well. I tried. It's clear I'm about as welcome round here as the proverbial fart in a spacesuit. Wish you'd stayed in France. It was a genuine complement. I mean, I couched it in slightly sarcastic terms, but only because I'm trying to protect my hard-man image. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 fuuuuckk offf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I try to avoid the local news like Mike Ashley avoids being in Newcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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