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Ok, so the flat over the back has been letted out by an agency. The people who have moved in are young (19-21 years) and since they have moved in there has been mayhem. Parties until 6.30am, keeping the bairns 3-4 doors down awake. Lads banging on the door on a sunday dinner time (when the kids are playing out) swearing, shouting obscenities through the letter box for over half an hour. My friend's car has been kicked in, in the lane. And then their mates coming to parties being so pissed they have dropped glass bottles in the lane, not just once but several times, and one of their mates being so pissed he took out a lock-knife and showed it to his mate (while my neighbour was out the back having a tab) and dropping it by mistake. She went out when they had gone up the lane and picked it up and showed me and my mate the next day.

 

Should I phone the agent who is letting the flat? These fucknuts are being complete knobs and being disrespectful of the area. If I call am I being a grass, or just being fair to the area cos we don't need idiots like these here (even though its Blyth and we have enough fucknuts anyway).

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Aye, letting agent then police then letting agent again.

 

Its a long process.

 

We've got some arses like that in our street, had a word the other day with one telling him straight calm down and respect a little of suffer the consequences of being chucked out.

 

It's actually their women visitors that are the loud problem

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Ok, so the flat over the back has been letted out by an agency. The people who have moved in are young (19-21 years) and since they have moved in there has been mayhem. Parties until 6.30am, keeping the bairns 3-4 days down awake. Lads banging on the door on a sunday dinner time (when the kids are playing out) swearing, shouting obscenities through the letter box for over half an hour. My friend's car has been kicked in, in the lane. And then their mates coming to parties being so pissed they have dropped glass bottles in the lane, not just once but several times, and one of their mates being so pissed he took out a lock-knife and showed it to his mate (while my neighbour was out the back having a tab) and dropping it by mistake. She went out when they had gone up the lane and picked it up and showed me and my mate the next day.

 

Should I phone the agent who is letting the flat? These fucknuts are being complete knobs and being disrespectful of the area. If I call am I being a grass, or just being fair to the area cos we don't need idiots like these here (even though its Blyth and we have enough fucknuts anyway).

 

Yep...phone them up,and/or the police..the kids inyour street shouldn't be subjected to that.

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Thanks guys, I am all for live and let live, but these guys have been taking the piss from day one. Its like grand central station day and night, and the noise is just mental. Even now there is dance music clearly sounding in my house. And I live across the lane and 4 doors down from them.

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Invite them round for tea one night, have a chat with them, get to know them and let them get to know you. Build bridges, embrace them not just as neighbours, but as part of your own family.

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Invite them round for tea one night, have a chat with them, get to know them and let them get to know you. Build bridges, embrace them not just as neighbours, but as part of your own family.

 

Fuck that, they would slice the Dundee cake with the lockknife man. Christ knows what they would do with the horse-hoof implement in the swiss army knife, I could put my kids in danger of horse-hoof cleaning incident attacks.  :lol:

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All let properties should have a plaque outside with the landlords home telephone number on it by law.

 

The you could let him know on a minute by minute basis exactly what his tenants are doing @ 6.30am

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

You need to touch them with an act of kindness, perhaps literally. I have found this a good technique with calming women, just pat them on the fanny, gently at first, if they still are acting the goat then give them a good wallop. If this doesn't do any good get a spanner and adjust their faces off. At the end of the day though we're all newcastle fans and violence is never the answer. I'm sure they're good people at heart.

 

On the subject of being a grass, you're not in the mafia sworn to omerta, just fucking ring up and get the bastards.

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Alright then, how about this: invite about 15-20 friends round and hold an impromptu happy clappy hymn service in your back garden at an hour they'll just find ungodly. Lots of Kum-By-Yah, my Lord and that. And lots of loud "Amens". Then post copies of the Bible through the letterbox.

 

That'll shit 'em up so bad, they'll move out pronto.

 

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Alright then, how about this: invite about 15-20 friends round and hold an impromptu happy clappy hymn service in your back garden at an hour they'll just find ungodly. Lots of Kum-By-Yah, my Lord and that. And lots of loud "Amens". Then post copies of the Bible through the letterbox.

 

That'll shit 'em up so bad, they'll move out pronto.

 

:smug:

 

:wav: :jesuswept: :bounce:

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Invite them round for tea one night, have a chat with them, get to know them and let them get to know you. Build bridges, embrace them not just as neighbours, but as part of your own family.

 

Yes, and have a copy of Watchtower available for their perusal, whilst you pop the kettle on!  :lol:

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I'd consider phoning the police, however how long have they been in there?

They may settle down after theyve got over the newness of the new house and all, however it's still not on the way they've been acting, letting agents are the way to go, i'm sure the landlord doesnt want to risk their properties getting damaged in anyway.

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always depends who the letting agent is.  We had a party a few weeks ago 'cos one of our housemates was off to do Camp America.  We've never caused a disturbance since we moved in on Sept 1st, but a lot of drink was consumed, it did get a bit lairy and one of the neighbours (we think we know which one) phoned the noise police and we were threatened with a £10 fine.

 

They also said they were going to contact our letting agent and landlord, but as far as we know, neither have bothered doing anything.  If their letting agent is as lame as ours, then the chances are they couldn't care as long as the property is being let and they're getting their cut.

 

Try the noise police, if they keep getting £10 fines they might get irritated and pack it in.

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

Go over to their flat and say you'll suck on their winky for a fiver. When they give you the fiver, take out the knife and stab them in the eyes! Win/win.

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You ask for advice here what do you expect? Pearls of wisdom?

 

You're obsession with Oral Sex spoiled it tbh

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Ok, so the flat over the back has been letted out by an agency. The people who have moved in are young (19-21 years) and since they have moved in there has been mayhem. Parties until 6.30am, keeping the bairns 3-4 doors down awake. Lads banging on the door on a sunday dinner time (when the kids are playing out) swearing, shouting obscenities through the letter box for over half an hour. My friend's car has been kicked in, in the lane. And then their mates coming to parties being so pissed they have dropped glass bottles in the lane, not just once but several times, and one of their mates being so pissed he took out a lock-knife and showed it to his mate (while my neighbour was out the back having a tab) and dropping it by mistake. She went out when they had gone up the lane and picked it up and showed me and my mate the next day.

 

Should I phone the agent who is letting the flat? These fucknuts are being complete knobs and being disrespectful of the area. If I call am I being a grass, or just being fair to the area cos we don't need idiots like these here (even though its Blyth and we have enough fucknuts anyway).

 

We've had pretty much the exact same problem since before xmas.  We bought our mid-terrace house about 3yrs ago.  The house on one side of us has been privately let since before we moved in.  We'd had 3 different sets of neighbours up until this current lot moved in and they had all been spot on.

 

Anyway, this lass moved i with her toddler daughter and it started with loud music playing before xmas.  Had quite a few sleepless nights but just put it down to the silly season.  It carried on sporadically after that - gangs of lads in her house (mean looking bastards as well), music and TV up loud, shouting and the odd night when her on/off boyfriend would be braying her off the bedroom wall and smashing the house up thereby making the bairn cry and dog bark its head off.  We had the police out I don't know how many times.  It drove me and the missus to breaking point and ruined our bairn's sleeping pattern which we had just got him in to.

 

It then turned out off talking to other people that this lass has a reputation as a drug user and general nutbox.  She'd been barred from having a council house after chasing a previous neighbour up the street with a knife after he'd complained about her.  It turns out her rent is paid for by the social so I suppose the landlord is not having to chase rents and is more likely to turn a blind eye.

 

It got to the point where after seeing the effect it was having on family and work life I just thought 'f*** it! Our lives are alredy being made s*** so taking a hiding off these twats'll be worth it to get things sorted.'  I got onto the council to try and get them evicted.

 

Environmental health weren't much help as, the way I understood it, they deal more with persistent noises, i.e. every night or so and will ask you to fill in a noise diary over a 3week period.  The thing with these was that sometimes it would go quiet for a week or 2 and then start up again.  In the end it was the anti-social team that were able to help.

 

They were aware of her past and tracked her landlord down.  He was apparently shocked at what had been going on and came round to inspect the house.  It was obviously a s*** tip as he cleared loads out of the garden the other week and there's been workmen in there doing things up.  Last Friday night when I got in from work our lass and the bairn were awake as there'd be another carry on nextdoor with the police and fire brigade at the door and a house full of lads scarpering out the door on the other side of the house.

 

We went away to the Lakes for a bit peace on Saturday and came home last night.  At about 10:30 last night there was a knock on the door and it was the lass from nextdoor.  I couldn't believe it - she was standing there with her young daughter looking like a nervous wreck and just started apologising for everything.  She explained how she knew she had a bad reputation and was really wanting to settle down with just her and her daughter for a quieter life.  The lad's that had been coming to her house had been causing all the noise and bother (which tbf is was what we thought anyway as it was always quite quiet when it was just her and her daughter).  The council and police had helped her get an injunction on the main lad and he isn't allowed in the street now.  She did seem genuinely sorry and looked very vulnerable.

 

I told her to forget about the past and count today as day one and we'll just move on from here so I'm hoping for a quiet life now :)

 

Sorry if I've gone on a bit but this is the brief version and I just thought it might help you realise that if you take a stand you can get things sorted.  My advice would be to ring your council's anti-social department, tell them what's going on and they'll be able to advise you better.  They can approach your neighbours and landlord and keep everything anonymous (which didn't really help us as they knew it was us complaining).  Keep a diary of every single incident from now on as this can be used against them later.

 

It's a big step but don't think of yourself as a grass.  I was worried about that at first but realised my family had to come first.  Good luck!

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