cp40 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Inspired to start this thread today, after the lastest in a long line of classics from my lass. So, im just finishing work today about 1-30 , when she rings me, to tell me her meeting at st Nicks hospital has finished. So i offer to pick her up. She gets in the car, and without a hint of irony. ' This place is fucking Mad!' edit, to those who dont know, its a mental hospital. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "stalin? he's from Red Dwarf ain't he?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Last year: "So, is Beckham playing for England?" "Yeah, number 18 there" "Ah, I thought he went off to play for America?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "They have cars in Russia?!" As we viewed the photos of our friends recent holiday. About an hour later I went to the laptop and she had left the browser open after she'd finished with it. Was open on the wiki page entitled 'Russia'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "can we watch something else"(kan vi ikke se på no anna?, in norwegian) newcastle vs boro this year. we're still together. crazy i know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Hope you brayed her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 To her mother: "you know james is catered? Well his dinners cost £4.50 a night, and if you add breakfasts onto that it's almost £40 a day! Her mother: Do you not mean...a week? Her: Nah, I worked it out before, it's £40 a day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 'Yes' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "If you don't start paying attention to me it's over." Easiest break-up, ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lazlo Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 What number do you wear when you play football on sunday ? '11' Is that 5 a side ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "If you don't start paying attention to me it's over." Easiest break-up, ever. I hope you replied with: "..... what?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 'Yes' Bet you'll update that in a year with "I do" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "Thats the wrong hole" Yeah, I know. Your point? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "Thats the wrong hole" The girl from crazy golf? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lazlo Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "Thats the wrong hole" The girl from crazy golf? :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 She said something (can't remember what) Me: Bollocks Her (without even blinking): If I had bollocks I would teabag you! Random bitch Shop in town named "The Sandwich Shop" Her: Do you think they sell sandwiches? (geniune question). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?" ;D what fking beach?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?" ;D what fking beach?? Shields Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?" ;D what fking beach?? Shields Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?" ;D what fking beach?? Shields I was gonna say you must be joking........ but that has to be true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?" ;D what fking beach?? Shields I was gonna say you must be joking........ but that has to be true Fuck off, she's from Jarra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 You must have picked her up at Margie Suttons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?" ;D what fking beach?? Shields I was gonna say you must be joking........ but that has to be true Fuck off, she's from Jarra Really 15 years ago, I was seeing a lass from Jarra called A**** Anyhoo me and a mate were playing Sensible Soccer at mine, well, my parents house, where I lived, when she appeared, fully expected. Me and my mate were starting a game (me toon - him Liverpool) and she said "Don't mind me, I'll sit and watch....... who's in the red?" To which my mate responded "me!" "And who's in the black?" I do not lie! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 To be fair wor lass is canny intelligent, she just comes out with some stupid fucking questions. Hasn't got a clue about any sort of geography. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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