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Watching Line of Duty series 3.

Dot has just set Arnott up for murdering Denton. 

"He doesn't care who he ruins, does he?"

"No, obviously not"

"Well I thought he'd grown a heart!"

 

Eh? Has she been paying any attention whatsoever?? :lol:

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She was talking to me about work the other day, and I heard her say 'He's renegading on the agreement'.

I stopped what I was doing and asked her to repeat it. She did.

I then asked her how long she had been saying this, instead of the correct 'reneging'?

'All the time'...

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Is there a "Stupid Things You've Said To Your Lass" thread?

I just asked my wife whether she ever thought about the ones who got away, the other people she still thinks about years later...

There's a cold wind blowing...:explode:

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3 minutes ago, GeordieMessiah said:

Is there a "Stupid Things You've Said To Your Lass" thread?

I just asked my wife whether she ever thought about the ones who got away, the other people she still thinks about years later...

There's a cold wind blowing...:explode:

:lol: Fool.

 

 

Edited by Super Duper Branko Strupar

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My youngest son (15) is going to stay with his Nan for a few weeks so i can gut his room out and redecorate, lay a new floor etc.

 

His Nan, Mrs B's Mum, said word for word ' i know what boys are like, would you like me to put a bin, some tissues and wet wipes in his room' at her place.

 

I had no idea how to answer that sentence :lol:

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‘I’m sick of seeing that new cricket game on the telly, it’s even on BBC …. The Million’

 

It’s up there with ‘What was that film we watched last week …. 12 Days a Slave’

 

 

 

 

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