Dr. TC Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 As much as I still think my old avatar was ten times as tappable as Hwang Mi Hee, I think that it's time for a change to go with the change of name. The thing is, I'm crap at picture editing, and don't really have any software to do it with. Wanted to take a picture of TopCat like the one I've got here and make him look like a doctor, but all my attempts were pitiful. Would appreciate the help of someone with the time and skill to help out. Both useful and hilarious entries wanted. Prize? Er... free medical advice? Probably best not to have a prize. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I have a pitchfork lodged in my abdomen. What should I do? Should I pour hot water on it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I'll help you out when you draw me an avatar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 How many prongs does the pitchfork have? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 <sigh> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 How many prongs does the pitchfork have? Four. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 How many prongs does the pitchfork have? Four. Interesting... I'm looking for a pitchfork for use around the garden. Prior to being impaled by said fork, how would you rate it's effectiveness as a tool? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 My wrist clicks when i move it and i can apply very little if any pressure to it. Any advice (im being serious btw) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 My wrist clicks when i move it and i can apply very little if any pressure to it. Any advice (im being serious btw) Stop wanking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 How many prongs does the pitchfork have? Four. Interesting... I'm looking for a pitchfork for use around the garden. Prior to being impaled by said fork, how would you rate it's effectiveness as a tool? It was pretty good to be honest. Though my opinion of it changed naturally, when my neighbour picked it up and threw it at me. It's good at impaling flesh though, I'll give it that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 What is it about the concept of a prize where people think they can get it without entering a competition? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 You can just be Dr Phil http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/10/dream_jobs/image/dr_phil_mcgraw.jpg Now, prize! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Fine. Well done. When did your wrist problems start? Do you remember injuring it at all? Had any problems with it in the past? One wrist or both? Is it ever stiff, and if so, when? Does it get hot? Have you had any fevers/sweats? Any other joints sore? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Fine. Well done. When did your wrist problems start? Do you remember injuring it at all? Had any problems with it in the past? One wrist or both? Is it ever stiff, and if so, when? Does it get hot? Have you had any fevers/sweats? Any other joints sore? Two days ago, never injured it, never, just the right, never stiff, not hot, no fevers or sweats, no other joints sore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Obviously it's hard to say without examining it properly, but with all of those answers being a 'no' then it's unlikely to be anything serious. If you don't want to go and see a doctor I'd advise you to take 400mg Ibuprofen three times a day for a week or so. If it's still just as sore at the end of this then go see a doc. I know it probably hurts like crazy but try and keep it moving. Do an internet search for basic physio stuff and do it. A bit of pain is ok, but stop if it's unbearable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 How many prongs does the pitchfork have? Four. Interesting... I'm looking for a pitchfork for use around the garden. Prior to being impaled by said fork, how would you rate it's effectiveness as a tool? It was pretty good to be honest. Though my opinion of it changed naturally, when my neighbour picked it up and threw it at me. It's good at impaling flesh though, I'll give it that. Well at least we know the build quality is of a superior standard. Piercing flesh is a sure-sign that it's sharp and robust enough to do a fine job. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 How many prongs does the pitchfork have? Four. Interesting... I'm looking for a pitchfork for use around the garden. Prior to being impaled by said fork, how would you rate it's effectiveness as a tool? It was pretty good to be honest. Though my opinion of it changed naturally, when my neighbour picked it up and threw it at me. It's good at impaling flesh though, I'll give it that. Well at least we know the build quality is of a superior standard. Piercing flesh is a sure-sign that it's sharp and robust enough to do a fine job. Thanks. No problem. I hope it will be of great help for you in picking out a new pitchfork for your garden. Pouring hot water on it did not help by the way, it only burnt my skin making me feel more pain. I'm gonna try a torch to it next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 A torch will sterilise the wound (the flaming type, not the battery one). I'd advise you to go for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 A torch will sterilise the wound (the flaming type, not the battery one). I'd advise you to go for that. Right, now I'm just on fire with a pitchfork sticking out of my abdomen. Great advice. Or was I supposed to take my clothes off first? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I also have a request. Can anyone draw some black curly hair and a diamond glove on my Psyduck avatar, pretty please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 A torch will sterilise the wound (the flaming type, not the battery one). I'd advise you to go for that. Right, now I'm just on fire with a pitchfork sticking out of my abdomen. Great advice. Or was I supposed to take my clothes off first? Could you not bend the the wooden handle down to make it look like you are very well-endowed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 You're gonna be shocked at what I've just managed to produce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://img134.imageshack.us/i/20090627225600recording.jpg/ http://img30.imageshack.us/i/20090627225535recording.jpg/ I bet thats exactly what you wanted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I can't use imageshack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 i was thinking about this this morning (as much as i like your old av ) even before you made this thread and i was thinking along the lines of lucy from peanuts with the "the doctor is in " sign but her banner is "the psychiatrist is in" http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:DbCLKsh2Gl1VsM:http://frontierpsychiatrist.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/lucy-psychiatrist.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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